Old Pilots

[John Baker]

Old Pilots
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>> You think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along
>> comes someone and blows it all to hell!
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>> An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
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>> As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
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>> She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
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>> He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs,
>> Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean
>> conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I
>> guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
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>> She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked
>> women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
>> When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think
>> about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
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>> The two sat sipping in silence.
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>> A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the
>> old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
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>> He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
>> lesbian.'
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John

 

[wabower]

I'm almost that old, and not a Lesbian. But I have spent quite a bit of time in Beirut so I know a lot about the subject.

 

[Kelvin]

I'm almost that old, and not a Lesbian. But I have spent quite a bit of time in Beirut so I know a lot about the subject.

Do you still have the gear to masticate?

 

[wabower]

No, I graduated with my class.

Do you still have the gear to masticate?

 

[wanttaja]

Old pilot is sitting at a bar, and two young hot-shot pilots sit down next to him.

"When was the last time you had sex, gramps?" asks one of the hot-shots.

The old timer's brows narrow as he thinks. "1957," he finally answers.

The youngsters laugh. "Man, it's been a LONG time, hasn't it?"

The old pilot looks confused for a moment, then says, "Not really." He glances at his multi-dial watch. "It's only 2215, now...."

Ron Wanttaja