Oh the horror!

Diet Mtn Dew - beloved by rednecks nationwide, not just in the South.
 
Clever marketing ... announce a coming shortage so consumers flock to buy all they can at an elevated price ... :D
 
Hmm, maybe it’s time to buy a DC-3, hang a couple of maxed-out turbines on it and put some compartments under the floor. I’ll be the Han frickin’ Solo of the coffee industry.

Well, if you're getting your beans from Columbia, you can probably cover 2 industries with one trip, lol.
 
So another price increase is on the way. Coffee inflation comes around every couple of years
 
I only drink GMO certified Free Range coffee, so I'm covered...
 
Mmmmmm coffee. I guess my habit will become a bit more expensive
 
I've never had coffee. When I was a kid, someone said "it's an acquired taste", which translated to me like a PITA, so I never did it. Same with Scotch. Tea, Pepsi or whatever else with caffeine in it? Yep. I don't get the dew, though. Looks too much like anti-freeze to me.
 
I've never had coffee. When I was a kid, someone said "it's an acquired taste", which translated to me like a PITA, so I never did it. Same with Scotch. Tea, Pepsi or whatever else with caffeine in it? Yep. I don't get the dew, though. Looks too much like anti-freeze to me.

Same with cigarettes. My dad told me that I should try it and see if I liked it. One inhaled drag and it was clear to me that I didn't, and I never smoked a cigarette either. I like the smell of coffee and even like the taste in some foods, but cigarette smell and cigarette smoke always evoke an avoidance response for me.
 
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