How can there be a normal checkride story when there are no normal pilots? Anyway, here's mine.....
So there I was, flat on my back and only a few feet off the ground. Then the alarm went off and I had to roll out of bed. Checkride day! We had completed the oral more than a month before but couldn't fly due to high winds, so today would be flying only. I got to the airport a bit early, re-checked the weather, and updated my flight plan.
When the DPE arrived, he asked me if we were okay to fly. I told him that if we were planning to actually make the planned flight, no we weren't, due to convective weather near the destination. But if we were just going to the first or second checkpoint, given that this was a checkride, we should be fine. He agreed and we went out to preflight the plane.
During the preflight he asked me quite a few questions about the plane, a Tecnam P92. He wanted to know why I had to hand-turn the prop to "burp" the engine, and then I had to explain about a dry sump oiling system. I also had to explain about a gear-driven prop, and several other Rotax and LSA peculiarities.
Before starting the flight, he briefed me on what we would do. He told me, "Sometime during the flight you'll have an emergency. I expect you to run your emergency checklist, pick a landing site, and set up for a landing. I'll have you break off the landing once we're below 500'."
For our first take-off at X04 he asked me to do a short field. We then turned on course for the XC. We didn't quite make it all the way to my first checkpoint. When it was in sight, I told him, "Looks like we're pretty much on course. There's our first checkpoint a few minutes ahead." He asked how I was certain about the time, I pointed to the the timer on the panel that I had started, and he said "Fine. Looks like there's some bad weather up ahead, so divert to KLAL." I got us onto the new course, and then he said, "Well, you've gotten into some clouds. My controls. Put on your foggles." We then did some instrument maneuvers and a couple of unusual attitudes.
After that, we did some airwork (stalls, steep turns, etc.), and then as we were cruising back toward X04 he suddenly shouted, "FIRE! FIRE! Your engine is on fire!" I went through the procedure while putting us into a steep spiral, noting that the Orlando North airport was close by. I came out of the spiral on the downwind for the airport, a little bit high but in pretty good shape. As I turned us onto base, I asked, "Do you still want me to break off, or should I just go ahead and land it since we have an airport handy?" He replied, "Go ahead and land if you can," and then he chuckled. Okay, challenge accepted! I was high on final, dropped in my last bit of flaps, and then put the plane into a hard slip. I came out of the slip with us heading for a spot on the runway a few hundred feet past the numbers, continued down, flared, and greased her on as sweet as can be. The DPE said, "Great job! Very well done! I'll give you credit for a slip to a landing on that one, as well."
We taxied back, did a soft field takeoff, then a soft field landing, took off and did a short field landing, then headed back to X04. Gusting crosswinds are typical at X04 and this day was no exception, but I set it down okay and the plane was reusable.
Done. Total flight time according to my log was only 1 hour.
I suspect he might have wanted to see me fly more of the XC route, and the diversion route, if I hadn't already been a SP and flying for a while. I don't think he was too worried about my ability to follow a route.
I took SWMBO out that evening for a nice steak dinner to celebrate. Then on the following Monday I drove out to the flight school, gave my CFI a coupon for dinner for two at a steak place, and dropped off two cases of good beer for the rest of the flight school crew.