My dog would’ve gotten angry if you tried to grab his muzzle. He didn’t like that. For a small dog (dachshund) he had an incredibly strong jaw.
The OPs request is akin to training a cat to do anything. Cat's do whatever they feel like. Dog's bark. It's pretty hard to stop it without being mean.
I have plenty of friends who have dogs which bark like crazy when they are letting people into their home (no sign of distress by friends), or bark at every noise. They yell at the dog, the dog ignores it and finally settles down after a minute or two then inevitably starts up again at the next noise. I'd reconsider having a dog if that's the way it would always be.
One thing that he emphasized that I think does apply is that a dog needs a job. Not true for all dogs (like people...) but a lot of dogs like having a job if you can find one and teach it what its job is.
A lot of people don't spend much time around dogs or research the tendencies of the breed before buying or adopting one, then they have issues. Of course some of this is a learning process but it's easy to fall into the trap of dog = dog, when that's really not the case.
Years ago (when he was popular) I read Cesar Milan's book. A lot of people have issues with Cesar and his techniques, but like most things I found if you read it and analyze there's some good material in there. His techniques I found normally worked better on more alpha type dogs rather than a lot of the typical lab/home breeds. Hounds bark, just kinda who they are but some training can be done.
One thing that he emphasized that I think does apply is that a dog needs a job. Not true for all dogs (like people...) but a lot of dogs like having a job if you can find one and teach it what its job is.
Very good points in your post. I just returned from a training session with my hard-headed Spaniel... she is 2. Her "Crime" is that she gets too far out and doesn' respond to a verbal "stay close"... as soon as I put the "Shock" collar on (I don't shock her, i have it on the lowest setting, which again is more like a tap on her shoulder)... I tapped it once...and viola' she was an angel for the rest of the session. It really does work and to your point, "IN THE RIGHT HANDS"... shocking a dog for punishment can have massively bad consequences.He is pretty hard headed. I feel like the collar can be abused just like any other training method if used by someone that doesn't know how to utilize it.
A lot of people don't spend much time around dogs or research the tendencies of the breed before buying or adopting one, then they have issues. Of course some of this is a learning process but it's easy to fall into the trap of dog = dog, when that's really not the case.
Years ago (when he was popular) I read Cesar Milan's book. A lot of people have issues with Cesar and his techniques, but like most things I found if you read it and analyze there's some good material in there. His techniques I found normally worked better on more alpha type dogs rather than a lot of the typical lab/home breeds. Hounds bark, just kinda who they are but some training can be done.
One thing that he emphasized that I think does apply is that a dog needs a job. Not true for all dogs (like people...) but a lot of dogs like having a job if you can find one and teach it what its job is.
The lack if opposable thumbs just complicates everything.Agreed.
I've been trying to teach mine to do oil changes but it's just not working out....
I was thinking the same thing, if you get a hunting hound breed dog, it's going to bark, that's what they do. If he'd gotten a greyhound, they seldom bark. It's sort of like bringing home a Siamese cat and trying to get it to stop meowing, that's part of their nature. That, and being difficult.
My brother had a Doberman that didn't bark. But if you messed with my nephew (he was a baby back then) you would hear a very quiet growl, and feel hot breath on the back of your neck.
Meaning I can walk up to my son and start pretending to punch him and my big dog will rush me, get in my face and bark.(He is clearly distressed and we don't do this much but we experimented a couple times)
Whomever was "throwing" the fake punches ended up on the receiving end of my dog Tiger barking at them. Never trained him to do such things but it seems he has an instinctual protective nature. Could be fear that his Alphas are going to get hurt or something. I don't know but it is somewhat comforting that in our anthropomorphistic view of him, he seems to want to protect us.
Our greyhound is dumb as a brick.
Sounds like the perfect pet. Intelligence is way overrated in a family pet. Very often, the people I know with dog behavioral issues have really smart dogs but nothing to keep them properly stimulated.
An interesting thing we have discovered in our house. MY son is now as tall as me and he and I wrestle and roughouse.
One day he was practicing his karate and I fake fought him and we quickly learned our largest doq will "attack" anyone on offense in a fight.
Meaning I can walk up to my son and start pretending to punch him and my big dog will rush me, get in my face and bark.(He is clearly distressed and we don't do this much but we experimented a couple times)
Whomever was "throwing" the fake punches ended up on the receiving end of my dog Tiger barking at them. Never trained him to do such things but it seems he has an instinctual protective nature. Could be fear that his Alphas are going to get hurt or something. I don't know but it is somewhat comforting that in our anthropomorphistic view of him, he seems to want to protect us.
Agreed. My akita was very smart, and it was a problem. The same goes for birds, most of them are too smart for their own good.
The creepiest dog behavior I ever saw was when I went to go meet with a client at his house. He had this very large dog. I don't recall what it was. Maybe a larger German Shephard or Rhottie. It went crazy when I knocked on the door (ok, not unusual.) When I came in and sat down, it just laid quietly at its owner's feet, and I pretty much just forgot about him. But when I said good bye, and reached for the door handle to leave, the dog just leaped up and lunged at me, and I mean it wanted blood. Fortunately, the owner was expecting it, and had grabbed his collar at the last second. It took his whole body to hold the dog back. I guess that's great dog behavior if you are keeping abducted girls in a well in your basement.
Yeah, I only do civil work. No criminal. I didn't know the guy at all, which is typical for insurance defense work where we are retained by the carrier to defend their policy holder. Of course, nothing says serial killers can't buy insurance.Knowing your profession....