Caramon13
Pattern Altitude
Just another morning in Florida:
I saw a report on the BBC that a python in America had tried to eat its owner. Turned out the owner was a good friend and the python was Miss Piggy. And yeah, she was a handful when she wanted to be. That, and the report was inordinately sensationalized.I call that video "the last time I ever mowed that side of the house".
I think I've mentioned the story of my brother's python throwing me and another full-sized adult against a wall like we were marshmallows. Clearly it tolerated us handling it because we were not a threat. The moment it wanted us off; hoo boy we were off. That thing was a scary kind of strong that I hadn't anticipated. I'll not underestimate one again.