Jay Honeck
Touchdown! Greaser!
Appreciate all the thoughts. I still haven't decided. That fancy one that grinds and brews sounds nice. I've looked at those before, but never pulled the trigger.
Be careful. As a long-term coffee addict (and snob), I lusted after one of those machines for years. Finally, one year my wife surprised the hell out of me and bought one for me. This was in the early 1990s, and the thing was just stupidly expensive, like close to $300. (What's that in today's money?)
Got 'er all set up, put my favorite beans in the top, set the timer for o-dark-thirty the next morning, and hit the sack.
At o-dark-thirty, the thing came to life. The trap door opened, dropping the beans into the grinder. Thwap! Then the grinder came on, sounding for all the world like a baying beagle. From that point on, there was no sleep to be had in the house -- by anyone, including my infant daughter, who started crying. Bad, bad, bad.
Then, the brew cycle started. It took FOREVER, and sounded like that beagle again -- throwing up. Dry heaves. It was awful.
Still, I awaited that luscious brown brew with bated breath. Surely this would be the best cup of coffee EVER!
Imagine my disappointment to discover that it was swill. Quite honestly, the crappy in-room coffee you get in most Super 8s was better.
I was crushed, but assumed it was all in the tweaking. I tried more beans. I tried fewer beans. I tried different beans. I tried filtered water. Nothing helped -- it just made awful coffee. To this day, I have no idea why.
I eventually quietly retired the contraption to the attic, and later sold it at a yard sale a few years later for ten bucks. I bought a genuine Bunn coffee maker -- the kind most restaurants use -- and to this day I still have not found a better cup of coffee. The combination of a genuine Bunn coffee maker -- the kind that has the water pre-heated internally -- and top-grade coffee is just really hard to beat.
Best of all, you get a full, rich pot of coffee in just 90 seconds, start to finish.