Dad’s late 90’s Suburban he left us when he passed — that he rarely drove but was his “haul everything” monster — had the optional Vortec 8100 in it and was the 3/4 ton version (they badged then the “2500” back then) with the four speed automatic and 4WD.
Never seen a vehicle so consistent at 6 MPG no matter whether it was loaded or unloaded.
I make a lot of fun of not being fuel economy minded but even I couldn’t justify driving that thing. What a beast.
We sold it on Craigslist and that’s a story in and of itself. I figured the Russian Mob was buying it, and they’d probably just beat me and make off with it from the WalMart parking lot after saying in a thick Russian accent that they wanted to meet me at 10PM. Then another older Chevy pickup truck with three HUGE dudes in it pulls up.
I relaxed only after I realized it was a big huge burly Russian immigrant and his two teenage sons, and after they looked over the thing (which dad bought used and was immaculate, other than just being old) they shared that they moved to the States, had a family handyman business that all three worked in, and they just loved old Chevy trucks. They didn’t care in the slightest that it got 6 MPG. It was their “‘Merica” thing to them.
Old guy handed me a wad of cash and his son drove off in that truck with a grin from ear to ear. I doubt they’ve switched to driving Prius-es (Prii?). Hahaha.
Could put more crap inside that thing than in the bed of my longbed HD Dodge, and it would be inside out of the elements. What a beast that thing was.
If they didn’t wreck it, I’m sure it’s probably still out there running. I doubt you could kill that thing if you tried.
Only thing I didn’t like about it was the broken latch to hold open one of the huge barn doors on the back. Never bothered to fix it, but it would have been a cheap and easy fix. I just carried a stick and jammed it in the door to hold that side open when I needed both sides open wide. One side was usually plenty to load nearly anything.
It’s too bad nobody could even think of making an enclosed SUV that big ever again with the mandates for fuel economy being what they are. It was cavernous. Like if something slid forward with all the seats down, you ere going for a long crawl on all fours to go retrieve it after climbing up in there. Ha.
Maybe we should have kept it. Dunno. Pretty happy with no having kept it but not 100% happy about it. Maybe 70/30. There’s days when that thing would be the perfect hauler of stuff, but they’re pretty few and far between.
I had borrowed it for projects over the years from him before he passed and a few mountain top radio site trips as well. Putting that thing in 4WD Low to climb a hill and watching a nearly 7000 lb SUV just walk up said hill in sand, mud, or snow, was impressive. It didn’t care.
The only problem it had was negotiating switchbacks on Forest Service roads. That was often a two point maneuver. But then again, it was for all the techs who drove long bed pickups up there to those radio sites, too.
That engine was just a huge fuel hog in an even more ridiculous SUV body. Kinda fun in a way, except at the gas station. I can’t remember a full up ever being less than $70 and if it was really empty it pushed $100 easy.