I liked the turtles better, but I imagine they would walk off a dashboard.
The animals were given to me by various people over the years. The skunk is the oldest one and was given to me by someone (I don't remember who) about 15 years ago after I bought my first new car after a long stretch with company-provided vehicles. I have a fondness for skunks (real ones) that most of my friends and relatives know about, so someone gave me a skunk.
The two dogs were given to me by my two goddaughters when they were little, although I must confess that I don't remember which skunk was given by which child. I do remember that they only "gave" me the animals in a loose sense. I paid for them.
When I bought a second car, the animals divided the duty between the two cars, in various teams. Recently, my "winter car" experienced some water damage to the tranny (long story), and Geico's been dragging me through the Tenth Circle of Hell trying not to pay the claim. We're at a point at which on the advice of counsel, I've withdrawn my permission to be contacted in any way other than by postal mail, just to force Geico to put their obstructionist bull**** in writing.
In the meantime, I bought a 2012 Kia Soul that I think will be suitable for both summer and winter, trading in the older summer car for the new one. It's a simple little car, but so far I like it. It grew on me pretty quickly.
I'll also be turning in the plates from the winter car today or Monday. No point in paying insurance on it while it can't be driven. (I've switched insurance companies, by the way: At this point, I wouldn't take Geico coverage if they gave it to me for free. They're from the pit of hell.)
So... the only running car at this point is the 2012 Kia Soul that I just bought, hence the reuniting of the animals in one car.
I got a great deal on the Soul, by the way. They gave me a generous trade-in, the balance of the 100K mile power train warranty, and a veteran's discount. They also extended the bumper-to-bumper warranty to 100K. With financing through my credit union, the Soul will cost me less per year than I was spending on repairs on the cars it's replacing. My older goddaughter is already bugging me to teach her how to drive stick. (It has a very forgiving 6-speed manual transmission with "hill assist," which might make it a good choice for that particular mission.)
I've already ordered some studded snows for the Soul, which should make it acceptable, if not especially great because of its light weight, as a winter car. They're pretty good about plowing around here, so it's very rare that I have to move through unplowed snow. I'm a pretty good snow driver, as well, so I don't think there will be a problem. If
As for the existing winter car, either Geico will fix it; or I'll sell it to a guy who buys, fixes, and flips damaged cars and then go after Geico for the value, less the deductible and whatever I get from the car flipper. The lawyer tells me that since I'm in no particular hurry, we should start with the state's administrative appeal process. It's free to file a complaint, and they're pretty consumer-oriented at the moment.
Richard