Moron at RHV

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A 20-year-old man is accused of breaking into a small airport and trying to fill up his car's gas tank with aviation gasoline.

"We've had people try and steal gas here in the past," said Jim Meide, who works at Reid-Hillview Airport.

 

[mikea]

"Whattya mean I didn't pass the emissions test?

Nah. I have no idea what couldda happened.

I gots nuttin' but bad luck."