(while this has nothing to do with the topic, it was fun to write up, and which medical is which fits the script.)
AggieMike88 is considering becoming a pilot. Dr. Bruce (
@bbchien) wants to make sure he understands about what sort of medical is necessary
Dr. Bruce: Strange at it may seem, the FAA gives Aviation Medical Examiners very peculiar names these days
AggieMike88: Funny names?
Dr. Bruce: Nicknames, nicknames. Now on the AMCD team, we have Who giving out the first class, What issues the second, I Don’t Know does the thirds—
AggieMike88: That’s what I want to find out. Me being a good student pilot, I want you to tell me the names of the doctors that can issue these medical certificates
Dr. Bruce: That’s what I’m telling you. Who gives out the first class, What issues the second, I Don’t Know does the thirds—
AggieMike88: You know the doctors’ names?
Dr. Bruce: Yes
AggieMike88: Then Who gives out the first class?
Dr. Bruce: Yes
AggieMike88: I mean the doctor’s name that issues the first class
Dr. Bruce: Who.
AggieMike88: The doctor issuing the first class
Dr. Bruce: Who.
AggieMike88: The guy that gives out the first class
Dr. Bruce: Who gives out the first class
AggieMike88: Well, what are you asking me for?
Dr. Bruce: I’m not asking you—I’m telling you. Who issues the first class medical
AggieMike88: I’m asking YOU – Who gives out the first class medicals?
Dr. Bruce: That’s the doctor’s name
AggieMike88: That’s Who’s name?
Dr. Bruce: Yes
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AggieMike88: When you pay for your first class, who gets the money?
Dr. Bruce: Every dollar of it. And why not? The name is entitled to it
AggieMike88: Who is?
Dr. Bruce: Yes.
AggieMike88: So who gets it?
DR. BRUCE: Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife is working in the office and collects it.
AggieMike88: Who’s wife?
Dr. Bruce: Yes, after all, he works hard and really earns it.
AggieMike88: Who does?
Dr. Bruce: Absolutely
AggieMike88: Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name who issues the first class medicals
Dr. Bruce: Oh, no, no. What issues the second class
AggieMike88 (getting frustrated): I’m not asking who issues the seconds
Dr. Bruce: Who issues the firsts!
AggieMike88: That’s what I’m trying to find out!
Dr. Bruce: Well, don't change the doctor’s around.
AggieMike88: I'm not changin' nobody.
Dr. Bruce: Take it easy.
AggieMike88: What's the guy's name giving out first class medicals?
Dr. Bruce: What's the guy's name that does seconds.
AggieMike88: I'm not asking you who's doing seconds.
Dr. Bruce: Who's does firsts.
AggieMike88: I don't know.
Dr. Bruce: He's the one issuing thirds - we're not talkin' about him.
AggieMike88: How did I get on third class?
Dr. Bruce: You mentioned his name!
AggieMike88: If I mentioned the third class doctor’s name, who did I say is issuing thirds?
Dr. Bruce: No - Who is giving out firsts.
AggieMike88: Stay off of first, will ya?
Dr. Bruce: Well, waddya want me to do?
AggieMike88: Now, what's the guy's name on issuing thirds?
Dr. Bruce: No, What's doing seconds.
AggieMike88: I'm not asking you who's doing seconds.
Dr. Bruce: Who's issuing firsts.
AggieMike88: I don't know.
Dr. Bruce: He's doing thirds.
AggieMike88: There I go - back on third class again.
Dr. Bruce: Well, I can't change their names.
AggieMike88: Would you please stay on third class medicals?
Dr. Bruce: Now, what is it you want to know?
AggieMike88: I just want to know, what is the doctor’s name issuing thirds?
Dr. Bruce: What is the fella's name doing seconds.
AggieMike88: I'm not askin' you who's doing seconds.
Dr. Bruce: Who's issuing firsts.
AggieMike88: I don't know.
Dr. Bruce & AggieMike88 (together): Third class!