Man armed with sword demands free tacos

Personally, I wish he would have altered his food choice. "Burrito Bandit" has a nicer ring to it.
 
Burrito Bandito has an even nicer ring
 
But he's just a Taco Stalko.
 
"Taco Taker"? Nah, not as good as Burito Bandito.
 
One of the urban legends surrounding the Society for Creative Anachronism was when one of the squires using the subway in NYC to attend an event and was wearing his full regalia. During the train ride, he was mugged by youth brandishing a switch blade.

The squire stood up, calmly looked over the mugger and responded as he drew his broadsword, "Son, I'll see your 6 and raise you 30."
 
You guys seriously need a hobby. Have you considered taking up flying?

:blueplane::heli::popcorn:
 
Mexican food humor nacho thing, huh?
 
Love Nachos, they just don't like me. And thats all I have to say about that.
 
Tacos probably from an old recipie handed down, just had to have them! That guy might be Zorro without his mask and cape, just winging it.
 
Hungry swordsman :)


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"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to.....oooh, TACO'S!"
 
The waitress told Bexar County sheriff's detectives that when Kramer was told he'd had to pay, he began pulling a sword in and out of a six-inch sheath on his waist, the affidavit stated.
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How big was this sword? Did it belong to a sock monkey? Maybe the sock monkey needed some tacos.
 
Sock Monkey Tacos.

Okay, that would make SUCH a cool name for a band.
 
I have a sword, and I love taco's....idea forming in 3, 2, 1 :rofl:

Love the Princess Bride reference!

'Gimp
 
I wonder if he would have been even madder if the tacos sucked?
 
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