Maintaining order aboard planes <g>

Why not just fit everyone with invisible fence collars, then put the wire under the floor board a few feet from the cockpit door...same thing, and a lot cheaper. And no one will mind at all.
 
I've gotta wonder what their experiences were to cause such inspiration!
 
May as well sedate everyone and shove them in there like cargo.
Much more revenue per flight that way.
 
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