Live in Michigan? Don't be annoying...

Or Anchorage, Alaska...
It was just a few years ago that 16-foot-tall Snowzilla arose in a residential yard in Airport Heights, launching an annual procession of local gawkers and an international media blitz.

On Dec. 11, the city notified the Airport Heights community council about its decision to abate Snowzilla, telling council members that the two-story snowman caused increased traffic to the point of endangerment and that the structure itself was unsafe.
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Uh oh. Ed is screwed. :D :D :D

All he needs to do is win the cop over with "I own my own airport. What have YOU done that's worthwhile? Huh? Yeah, I thought so." I hear that expressing your superiority to officers of the law in the most direct, confrontational, and proud manner possible consistently causes officers to respond with great humility, apologize for the inconvenience, and go seek out a polite, humble individual to assist in obtaining sufficient citations to meet quota that month.

On second thought... :smilewinkgrin:
 
All he needs to do is win the cop over with "I own my own airport. What have YOU done that's worthwhile? Huh? Yeah, I thought so." I hear that expressing your superiority to officers of the law in the most direct, confrontational, and proud manner possible consistently causes officers to respond with great humility, apologize for the inconvenience, and go seek out a polite, humble individual to assist in obtaining sufficient citations to meet quota that month.

I may have to seriously reconsider who I hang out with at 6Y9 next year. Maybe the '24' guy isn't so bad after all. :rofl:
 
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