Let's talk about Gilligan's Island

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Why not. We are about to be annhilated in a global nuclear war, and we can't even talk about it, so why not. Mary Ann,

I feel like I'm wasting my time. See all of you in purgatory.
 
We just need to stay on the island and not try to get back to the soon to be destroyed greater world. Oh, and kill Gillian. Never liked him.
 
Just noticed that your thread title is not "Let's talk about The Gilligan's Island."
 
Well, if Gilligan’s Island had a defunct and highly radioactive nuclear reactor situated in the path of invading headhunters and protected by a giant sarcophagus, the Professor could solve the entire problem with a well-placed bomb launched into the sarcophagus.

It would be a thrilling final episode....
 
Simple two step plan:

Hang out with Mary Ann and the Howe's, while Ginger brings drinks.
Get the professor, giligan, and the heavy guy to cut a clearing in the jungle to make it look like a sam-2 site. Somebody will find us.
 
Albany Tom said:
Simple two step plan:

Hang out with Mary Ann and the Howe's, while Ginger brings drinks.
Get the professor, giligan, and the heavy guy to cut a clearing in the jungle to make it look like a sam-2 site. Somebody will find us.
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Unfortunately, the Professor's attempt at making a transmitter from cocoanut shells, an old watch, and some 14 garge wire stripped from the Minnow will create RF noise at the same frequency as the Fan Song and the sky will rain HARMS, leaving most of the island uninhabitable, but with the benefit of destroying all of Mary Ann and Ginger's wardrobes with the exception of a couple of cocoanut shell and string bikini's.
 
+1 on Mary Ann

I hope I missed some misbehaviour on that other shuttered thread that rhymed with Blue Crane. Because I found it somewhat informative and pleasant reading and miss it.
 
A young man should strive to find a woman who is sweet and kind and loves him deeply, a woman who is beautiful and makes his pulse quicken, a woman who is mature and has acquired the social graces and who can keep him free from want.

And it is absolutely vital that these women never meet.
 
Half Fast said:
A young man should strive to find a woman who is sweet and kind and loves him deeply, a woman who is beautiful and makes his pulse quicken, a woman who is mature and has acquired the social graces and who can keep him free from want.

And it is absolutely vital that these women never meet.
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I was never that smart or that talented, but you're describing a younger version of my brother pretty well. Of course, he's a musician, so he had to learn to live off the land a bit, so to speak.
 
Albany Tom said:
I was never that smart or that talented, but you're describing a younger version of my brother pretty well. Of course, he's a musician, so he had to learn to live off the land a bit, so to speak.
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Q - what’s the difference between a professional musician and a large pizza?
A - the pizza can feed a family of four.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Why not. We are about to be annhilated in a global nuclear war, and we can't even talk about it, so why not. Mary Ann,

I feel like I'm wasting my time. See all of you in purgatory.
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Makes you wonder what real topic discussions can we have in a post-apocalyptic war. I thought we were all adults here?

But Maryann
 
schmookeeg said:
+1 on Mary Ann

I hope I missed some misbehaviour on that other shuttered thread that rhymed with Blue Crane. Because I found it somewhat informative and pleasant reading and miss it.
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I'm not one to complain about the moderation around here; but that one shouldn't have been locked. It was civil and interesting. Honestly not even that much disagreement in it.
 
Dave Anderson said:
Makes you wonder what real topic discussions can we have in a post-apocalyptic war. I thought we were all adults here?

But Maryann
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Oh, you know - Bonanzas, AoA indicators, the impossible turn, and how to get a medical after a DUI bust.
 
I’ve been told there was an unused script that was deemed too transparent. The professor had it all figured out. He not only found a decaying plutonium pile in the mummy’s sarcophagus, but he was able to use a root extract of a rare plant, bamboo poles and some left over saltpeter from the skipper’s lunch to build missiles to launch back if anyone came to destroy their island. Knowing nobody would dare risk their own destruction, he slept very well every night with Mary Ann on one side and Mrs Howell on the other. And they all lived happily ever after.
 
Half Fast said:
Well, if Gilligan’s Island had a defunct and highly radioactive nuclear reactor situated in the path of invading headhunters and protected by a giant sarcophagus, the Professor could solve the entire problem with a well-placed bomb launched into the sarcophagus.

It would be a thrilling final episode....
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I'd like to see what McGyver (the original) would do with the same resources.
 
bflynn said:
I’ve been told there was an unused script that was deemed too transparent. The professor had it all figured out. He not only found a decaying plutonium pile in the mummy’s sarcophagus, but he was able to use a root extract of a rare plant, bamboo poles and some left over saltpeter from the skipper’s lunch to build missiles to launch back if anyone came to destroy their island. Knowing nobody would dare risk their own destruction, he slept very well every night with Mary Ann on one side and Mrs Howell on the other. And they all lived happily ever after.
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Any man sleeping betwixt two women will not be living happily ever after.
 
Half Fast said:
I think the Russians on PoA insisted on closure.
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I’m taking a break from POA. I’ve had enough social media where we can’t speak freely and act like adults. I’ve cancelled all the others censorship even if you call it moderation is a real problem we just choose to ignore. Why does everything have to be taken offensive
 
Sac Arrow said:
Why not. We are about to be annhilated in a global nuclear war….
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Dave Anderson said:
I’m taking a break from POA. I’ve had enough social media where we can’t speak freely and act like adults. I’ve cancelled all the others censorship even if you call it moderation is a real problem we just choose to ignore. Why does everything have to be taken offensive
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I’m glad they closed it before it got bad. Argue politics somewhere else
 
Gilligan's Island...PFFFFTTTT!
What about Scooby-Doo?

Velma was hotter than Veronica.

Fight me!
 
I kinda figure Gilligan's Island was an uncharted desert isle, and it was 1.5 hrs away from port, since it was supposed to be a 3 hour tour, a 3 hour tour, that it *might* have been inside US territorial waters. But since the weather started moving in and the tiny ship was tossed, the Minnow may have drifted into international waters. And since they were likely the first people to set foot on it, I suppose they could claim it for either the US, since the Minnow was flagged in the US, or for themselves? Either way, the Skipper was probably still in command, so he'd be the king, or Presidente, or whatever. That would make Gilligan the vice president. After that, the pax were going to be the serfs. The first thing the dictators would have done would be to disarm the passengers, and then separate them into individual huts. The Professor seemed to be a troublemaker, since he could invent things with coconuts, so either he'd be made an example of and left for the buzzards, or they'd have to keep him locked in the box. Mr and Mrs Howell would pay off the crew so they could live in relative ease. That would just leave the girls, Ginger and Mary Ann. Oh, how they must have suffered at the hands of the two rulers.
 
Matthew said:
I kinda figure Gilligan's Island was an uncharted desert isle, and it was 1.5 hrs away from port, since it was supposed to be a 3 hour tour, a 3 hour tour, that it *might* have been inside US territorial waters. But since the weather started moving in and the tiny ship was tossed, the Minnow may have drifted into international waters. And since they were likely the first people to set foot on it, I suppose they could claim it for either the US, since the Minnow was flagged in the US, or for themselves? Either way, the Skipper was probably still in command, so he'd be the king, or Presidente, or whatever. That would make Gilligan the vice president. After that, the pax were going to be the serfs. The first thing the dictators would have done would be to disarm the passengers, and then separate them into individual huts. The Professor seemed to be a troublemaker, since he could invent things with coconuts, so either he'd be made an example of and left for the buzzards, or they'd have to keep him locked in the box. Mr and Mrs Howell would pay off the crew so they could live in relative ease. That would just leave the girls, Ginger and Mary Ann. Oh, how they must have suffered at the hands of the two rulers.
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That whole story about being on an island was a FRAUD!!!!!!
 
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