Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Lycosaurus]

Good one... but wait till the snowplow gets it.

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

What if we have been doing it all wrong, and this actually works!

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[robin ardoin]

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“You know that you’re over the hill when your mind makes a promise that your body can’t fill”.
‘Old Folks Boogie’ Little Feat

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[aterry1067]

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To be fair, sheep were never, and still aren’t, coal powered. They are green energy certified plant based powered… and they still emit those noxious gases. Ask any Scotsman…just don’t ask about their Velcro gloves and wide boots….

 

[AV8R_87]

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If androids someday DO dream of electric sheep, don't forget to declare sheepCount as a long int.

 

[robin ardoin]

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If androids someday DO dream of electric sheep, don't forget to declare sheepCount as a long int.

I do love Philip Dick’s novels.

 

[Morgan3820]

To be fair, sheep were never, and still aren’t, coal powered. They are green energy certified plant based powered… and they still emit those noxious gases. Ask any Scotsman…just don’t ask about their Velcro gloves and wide boots….

Well, you know why Scotsman wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

 

[Plano Pilot]

To be fair, sheep were never, and still aren’t, coal powered. They are green energy certified plant based powered… and they still emit those noxious gases. Ask any Scotsman…just don’t ask about their Velcro gloves and wide boots….

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[Palmpilot]

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[R.L.Mauzy]

 

[Charlie Golf]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.

For example: If they're wrapped around your throat, she's probably upset.

 

[Half Fast]

So one day a high-wing pilot walks into a vet's office with his pet goldfish. "I think my goldfish is having epileptic seizures," he tells the vet. "He looks pretty normal to me," says the vet. The pilot replies, "Wait, I haven't taken him out of the bowl yet."

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[bflynn]

 

[AV8R_87]

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I told you niner thousand times, STOP MEOWING ON GUARD!!

 

[Lycosaurus]