Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Last night I was walking home past the cemetery. Three girls came up to me and said they were afraid to walk there at night and asked if they could walk with me. I told them sure, I used to be afraid of this place too when I was alive.

I had no idea anyone could run that fast
 
...I use the above as evidence of my $6 word theory. No matter how cute they are, somebody is going to find them annoying from time to time.

The extension of that is the question "how many minutes could you put up with them on a long car ride?"

ok, time to get back to yelling at people on my lawn.
 
There was a young maid from Morass

Who had a magnificent ass

It was not round and pink like you might think

But instead had long ears and ate grass
 
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MauleSkinner said:
On the way home from work today I saw a sticker on the back window of an SUV:

SLOW LANE>>>

Why would they feel the need to tell someone coming up behind them where the slow lane is?
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Cause they’re going to get in front of someone going slow in the left lane and brake check them so they have a good view of the sticker.
 
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