Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Blatham489]

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Please remove this post, anything to do with bacon is no laughing matter.

 

[aterry1067]

 

[Klaus M]

Please remove this post, anything to do with bacon is no laughing matter.

 

[MauleSkinner]

I dunno, looks a little crusty to me...

Any way you slice it, it’s a pretty stale joke.

 

[Daleandee]

Any way you slice it, it’s a pretty stale joke.

At least they didn't make a heel out of it ...

 

[Half Fast]

At least they didn't make a heel out of it ...

I understand those cases cost so much bread that they’re only carried by the upper crust.

 

[Daleandee]

I understand those cases cost so much bread that they’re only carried by the upper crust.

You can get the cheaper model made from Sourdough ...

 

[Charlie Golf]

You can get the cheaper model made from Sourdough ...

Those don't hold up well. If they get too hot, they're toast.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Those don't hold up well. If they get too hot, they're toast.

It’s a Wonder they make it all the way back to the Old Home.

 

[Daleandee]

Those don't hold up well. If they get too hot, they're toast.

You're on a roll with that rye sense of humor ...

 

[Half Fast]

You're on a roll with that rye sense of humor ...

Nah, he’s just following the trail of crumbs.

 

[MauleSkinner]

You're on a roll with that rye sense of humor ...

…and you’re just trying to butter him up.

 

[Daleandee]

Nah, he’s just following the trail of crumbs.

Probably from eating a synonym bun ...

 

[Daleandee]

Those don't hold up well. If they get too hot, they're toast.

Milquetoast?

 

[luvflyin]

Don’t loaf around or you may miss your flight

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[luvflyin]

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2023 1/2. ChatGPT

 

[robin ardoin]

Nah, he’s just following the trail of crumbs.

It’s the yeast he could do.

 

[Matthew]

It’s the yeast he could do.

 

[luvflyin]

A guy joined the joke club. He was nervously approaching his first evening, and paired up with an old hand there. But, they weren't telling jokes; every now and again, someone would shout out a number.

245! The crowd would go wild!, laughing away...

672! Folks were rolling in the aisles!

New guy asks the old timer what was going on. Old timer says to save time, they call out the pre-numbered jokes - everyone knows them, and it goes quite well.

New guy shouts out: 48! Silence...

He then shouts out: 392! People just glare at him...

Old timer takes a sip of his beer, shakes his head and says 'some folks just can't tell a joke...'

 

[luvflyin]

Happy Fathers Day to all dads. Except those that can't fly Taildraggers...Happy Mothers day

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[FORANE]

 

[nauga]

A guy joined the joke club. He was nervously approaching his first evening, and paired up with an old hand there. But, they weren't telling jokes; every now and again, someone would shout out a number.

245! The crowd would go wild!, laughing away...

672! Folks were rolling in the aisles!

New guy asks the old timer what was going on. Old timer says to save time, they call out the pre-numbered jokes - everyone knows them, and it goes quite well.

New guy shouts out: 48! Silence...

He then shouts out: 392! People just glare at him...

Old timer takes a sip of his beer, shakes his head and says 'some folks just can't tell a joke...'

In desperation he yells "126!" A chuckle ripples through the room but one loner lets out a hearty belly laugh.
New guy asks, "What's up with him?"
Old guy answers, "I guess he hadn't heard that one before."

Nauga,
who's here all week.

 

[ElPaso Pilot]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[flyingcheesehead]

Judging by the lack of reaction this got, you and I must be the only people here who can read music.

That's the theme from The Flintstones, which I'm pretty sure was not composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.