Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Not really getting the point of the Bernie memes either, but I like this .gif.

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AD in the paper: ... person wanted to paint my small porch for $200 , 8 hour job , I will supply the materials , apply at 341 Park Boulevard.

Blond at the door: ..... I am here to do the painting

Man ... great , the paint and brushes are in the garage , knock on the door when you are done and I will pay you.

Blonde at the door 4 hours later : ... painting your Porch was fast and easy , for the same price I can paint your Ferrari too.
 
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It was wintertime , everything was frozen over , so the two Polluski boys decided to go ice fishing.

They caught 100 pounds of ice and were celebrating their good luck.

But the day had a sad ending.

Their mom drowned cooking it.
 
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Have you noticed that don’t see anybody wearing their TSA jacket out in public?
 
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Have you noticed that don’t see anybody wearing their TSA jacket out in public?

Departing from the joke, side, the TSA uniform manual says:
SOs shall not wear their TSA uniform while participating in activities outside of work. However, brief stops that are a part of the normal work commute (e.g., dropping off and picking up children from day care or school, stopping to buy a cup of coffee, and/or grocery shopping) are permitted while in uniform.
 
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