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I know not everyone likes Robot Chicken, but here's a "behind the scenes" on the choking thing.
Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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Must be pompaNO Beach, FL.
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Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter?
(Cue everyone saying "aRRRRRRRR!!!!")
A (In your best pirate voice): "Arr, you would think so, but it is the C!"
(Cue everyone saying "aRRRRRRRR!!!!")
A (In your best pirate voice): "Arr, you would think so, but it is the C!"
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Do you suppose they specialize in raincoats?
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For those who haven't had Pho, it's pronounced "Fuh". I've seen a couple of restaurants with this name.
And no, I don't believe the owner's name is Kim Long.
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Public Service Announcement ...
Next post the chart of how fast you will forget your password. Hint: inversely proportional to that chart.
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I just use my social security number as my password. No one will guess that.
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Next post the chart of how fast you will forget your password. Hint: inversely proportional to that chart.
Pass phrases are much better than passwords.
EdFred
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Pass phrases are much better than passwords.
"This password requires at least one capital letter"
*capitalize letter* (enter)
"This password requires at least 3 numbers"
*add numbers* (enter)
"The numbers may not be adjacent or consecutive"
*rearranges numbers*
"This password requires at least one special character"
*add special character* (enter)
"You may not use any of your last 12 passwords"
*computer thrown through wall*
Matthew
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I figure before too long I won't be able to remember my own name, let alone my password. So it only needs to last that long.
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I change my passwords every time one of my posts changes someone's mind.
I just use QWErty123456!@#$%^ for everything. Easy to remember, meets all criteria, 18 characters.
Morgan3820
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If I had known that I would be stuck with my email address for the rest of my life, I would’ve picked a different one. Something much shorter.
Ok, ok, back to the jokes!
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee,and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly.