Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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What'd the drummer get on his IQ test?
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Drool.

How do you tell if a drummer's riser is level?

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The drool leaks out of both sides of his mouth equally.


What do call a drummer without a girlfriend?

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Homeless.

What do you call someone who likes to hang out with musicians?

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A drummer.
 
How can you pick out a trombonist's kid at the playground?

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He no good at swinging and he's afraid of the slide.

What's the similarity between a trombone and a legal proceeding?

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Everyone's happiest when the case is closed.


Definition of perfect pitch?

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Chucking a clarinet in the toilet without hitting the rim.


Difference between an accordion and an onion?

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No one cries when you chop up an accordion.


An accordion and a trampoline?

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Yiu don't have to take off your shoes to jump on an accordion.
 
My daughter played viola, so I got to hear a few:

What's the difference between a viola and a violin? A viola burns longer.
 
Matthew said:
My daughter played viola, so I got to hear a few:

What's the difference between a viola and a violin? A viola burns longer.
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A riff on that joke...

Which is bigger...a violin or viola? Actually, they are both the same size. Violins always look smaller because violinists' heads are bigger.
 
Matthew said:
My daughter played viola, so I got to hear a few:

What's the difference between a viola and a violin? A viola burns longer.
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Or the meaner one:

What do you call birth control for a violist?

Their personality.
 
Wait... why is Rocket on there? (To the right of Avicii).
 
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