Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

What do you call the leader of North Korea today?

Kim Jong Un-responsive.

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Many years ago, in the South Pacific, there was a small island kingdom that was ruled by a kind and benevolent King.

Each year, on the King's birthday, the residents of the island gave the King a new throne as token of their love and respect for him. And each year, the King would put last years gift up in the attic of his small house.

After many years of ruling the island, the weight of the large number of birthday presents stored up in the attic became too heavy and caused the house to fall down.

People in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
 
Reportedly from a Denver WalMart.

I guess we know what business the non-graduates go into!

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Reportedly from a Denver WalMart.

I guess we know what business the non-graduates go into!

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There used to be a saying around here, “Don’t let the Chinese lady at Sam’s decorate your cake.” Someone I know got one that said, “Good to you luck!”
 
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