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AggieMike88

AggieMike88

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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
stand up, dance, and shake your rear end. Or as some people call it

Your hind-quarters
Your backside
Your bottom
Your buttocks
Your rump
Your posterior
Your heiny
Your keister
Your tush
Your buns
Your bum cakes
Your junk-in-the-trunk
Your badonk-a-donk
Your squash tart
Your fanny
Your double-slug
Your wiggle bags
Your mud flaps
Your rump rockets
Your flesh pot
Your second face
Your bounce house
The jiggle twins
Jar Jar Binks
Your bubble pop
Your medicine ball
Your sonic boom

It's time to shake that freckle-muffin
It's time to bake that turkey stuffin'
Let your smiley bulldog loose
And put some goose in your caboose
Wiggle that rump-hump
It's time to jiggle that jump-pump
Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts
There's no "if"s or "and"s

JUST BUTTS.


Shake your moneymaker
Your sit-biscuit
Your mumbler
Your chocolate cluster
Your rock tumbler
Your fun-cooker

Your subwoofer
Your horn section
Your Frodo
John Madden(?)
Your launch pad
Mothra
The Outback
Your seat socket
Your two mounds of mischief.
Your rotunda
The closer
The crock pot
Your jumbo-tron

You need to start moving your airbags
The happy walrus with no tusks
Your two boneless friends
Your George Foreman grill
Your dinner with André
The place where all burritos go
Minneapolis and St. Paul
Your giant fluffy bears
Ali vs. Frasier
Your Elvis Aaron Presley
Your buttercup
Your monster truck
Your magnese
Your life's work
Your waffle iron
Your skin smurf
Your wiggle cloud

It's time to shake that freckle-muffin
It's time to bake that turkey stuffin'
Let your smiley bulldog loose
And put some goose in your caboose
Wiggle that rump-hump
It's time to jiggle that jump-pump
Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts
There's no "if"s or "and"s

JUST BUTTS.


(apologies to Blue Man Group. But this is so fun, I had to share with folks here)
 
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N801BH said:
Must be a slow day at Mike's junk yard........;)
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Or just finished sucking the 100LL out of a tank he just sold with a straw, in a small, confined space.
 
More like one very active day. And I'm a bit loopy.
 
Funny...I was trying to remember where the hell I've heard this before...
 
Wow, maintain 3000 until established on the Bubba Approach then contact the tower.:rofl:
 
JCranford said:
Step away from the pipe Mike!!
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That reminds me of the time I met the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus. He burned his lips on the tailpipe.
 
your flounder that is rounder than that giant quarter pounder.
 
Went out to make funny airplane sounds and didn't have to actually make the sounds yourself?
 
Man ,give some of what your on.
 
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