Jack, you somehow made that god-awful drive actually sound interesting.
It actually goes more like this...
It's flat. And grassy. And you want it to go by faster.
Then we give you false hope at the Colorado border... big sign, Welcome to Colorful Colorado... and you still have a long way to go.
Now you're annoyed and really tired, but you press on.
And we drop you into... Aurora. The least desirable suburb of the city, IMHO.
You're so excited to find civilization again, you think Aurora looks good.
Whoever built that Pioneer Bridge/Museum thing was brilliant. It's right there on I-80 where you'd rather shoot yourself than drive any further, and you get off to go see it just to get the heck out of the car.
My wife of many years went to school in Iowa City, IA - and we both traveled I-80 far too many times visiting each other back then. Complete with her going off the road into a ditch in her white car in a blizzard once... yeah... scary stuff.
Spent way too much time in Kerney, NE too. The only way I can even think of appreciating I-80 anymore, is by air. I can't get those days of my life back!!!
But I always thought the town named "Cozad" just sounded cool... Co-Zaaaaad.