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ebacon said:
No it doesn't. :rofl:
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Well, since a picture is worth a thousand words, and this picture is actually an image comprised of 500 pixels by 372 pixels, it can be cropped in so many possible ways as to make it virtually 'all' the words, hence this picture says it 'all'.
 
Steve Foley said:
Well, since a picture is worth a thousand words, and this picture is actually an image comprised of 500 pixels by 372 pixels, it can be cropped in so many possible ways as to make it virtually 'all' the words, hence this picture says it 'all'.
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Ridiculous. As if being able to reproduce all the words says anything at all. For example what if the photo is cropped to make this word:

eisegesis

What is the picture saying?

What if it is cropped to make the word ice, or poopy, or dingleberry, or whatever. Then what would the picture be saying for each of those words? Whatever it would be saying in each instance is less than saying everything. A random series of words doesn't say anything either. Therefore the picture not only doesn't say it all; it can't be rearranged to say it all.

:D
 
ebacon said:
Ridiculous. As if being able to reproduce all the words says anything at all. For example what if the photo is cropped to make this word:

eisegesis

What is the picture saying?

What if it is cropped to make the word ice, or poopy, or dingleberry, or whatever. Then what would the picture be saying for each of those words? Whatever it would be saying in each instance is less than saying everything. A random series of words doesn't say anything either. Therefore the picture not only doesn't say it all; it can't be rearranged to say it all.

:D
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You're obviously not versed in the Infinite Monkey Theorem.:goofy:
 
ebacon said:
The infinite monkey theory says two monkeys, given enough booze and porn, can make an infinite number of monkeys. :yesnod:
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Given two monkeys, you have four possibilities:


  • Monkey 1 is male, Monkey 2 is male.
  • Monkey 1 is male, Monkey 2 is female.
  • Monkey 1 is female, Monkey 2 is male.
  • Monkey 1 is female, Monkey 2 is female.


Since only two of the above four possibilities will result in production of additional monkeys, you're only half right.
 
Steve Foley said:
Given two monkeys, you have four possibilities:


  • Monkey 1 is male, Monkey 2 is male.
  • Monkey 1 is male, Monkey 2 is female.
  • Monkey 1 is female, Monkey 2 is male.
  • Monkey 1 is female, Monkey 2 is female.


Since only two of the above four possibilities will result in production of additional monkeys, you're only half right.
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0.5 rounds up to 1. He's right.
 
EdFred said:
0.5 rounds up to 1. He's right.
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OK, Since two of the above four possibilities will result in no production of additional monkeys, he's half wrong. Since 0.5 rounds up to 1. He's wrong.

(OK, so am I the donkey or the little kid?)
 
I can't believe you would call that cute little girl an ass!!
 
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