RJM62
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Geek on the Hill
Being a tightwad is one of my hobbies. I enjoy saving money. Perhaps too much, according to my family and my lady friend...
In any event, this past weekend, I outdid myself.
On Saturday, I bought a grill from my friend Paulie. I had stopped by to shoot the breeze with him, and I mentioned I was in the market for a used grill. Hey, why pay a couple of hundred for a new one? Well, wouldn't you know it -- Paulie had one he was looking to sell -- for ten bucks. TEN BUCKS!
Paulie showed me the grill and told me the regulator was pretty new and that all of the burners worked, which was all I really cared about. I mean, what else matters on a grill? The stand is all rusty, but a can of Rustoleum will fix that; and it's missing a wheel, but a rock will fix that -- and if there's one thing we have plenty of around here, that would be rocks.
"Done deal," I said, and Paulie and I loaded the grill on to my car.
Of course, now that I had a grill, I needed a propane tank; and you have to have an empty one to turn in to get a new one, or else they charge you a $30.00 deposit. Thirty bucks??? No way this tightwad is going to pay a $30.00 deposit on a propane tank.
So I put an ad on Craig's List offering ten bucks for an old tank. The next day, a guy down the road responded and said he had like half a dozen of them laying around, and I welcome to just take one for free. So off I went before he changed his mind, returned with the tank, traded it in for a full one, and fired up the grill. It works perfectly! All four burners burn nice and blue, and even the piezo igniter works.
My lady friend says it's ugly. I say a can of spray paint and some steel wool can do miracles.
Then on Sunday, I decided that I needed a gasoline-powered lawnmower. I use an old-fashioned reel-type mower for most of the lawn, and it's actually easier than using a power mower because it's much lighter in weight. But there are a few places where what I have are weeds, the reel mower won't cut them, and the weed whacker makes them look like a haircut by a barber with the DTs.
So I went to the various places that sell lawnmowers, saw the prices, and decided that what I really wanted was a vintage lawnmower -- you know, for historic reasons and all. I checked Craig's List and found one described as "Starts and runs, but then stalls." The lady wanted $30.00 for it.
Bingo! Probably a fuel problem, and fuel problems are easy to fix!
So I drove out there and found a 1996 Murray 21" mower with a 6 HP Briggs engine. Initial inspection revealed that in addition to the usual old-mower schmutz and a spark plug ($2.39) that looked like it could very well be the original, the throttle cable ($7.99) was kinked. It also needed the self-propel belt ($5.99) and a new air filter ($7.99).
I had the lady hold the safety interlock and pull the cord while I held the throttle in position. After maybe half a dozen pulls, it started and ran, though roughly, for as long as I held the throttle. I gave her the thirty bucks and brought the mower home.
Then I changed the throttle cable and the spark plug, douched out the whole fuel system with SeaFoam, and pulled the cord. She started on the first pull and ran nice and smoothly once she blew out about half a pound of black soot. So I put refilled the tank and put some more SeaFoam in just for good measure, and then mowed the whole lawn and the weedy areas rather than wasting the gas. She didn't complain once.
She's loud, though. The muffler rotted away where it attaches to the exhaust manifold, and one of the mounting screws is missing. So I decided to splurge and ordered a new muffler ($11.95, including the screws). Total cost for a great-running, self-propelled, vintage lawnmower: $66.31.
And then there's the futon.
I happen to like futons, but the one I have in my living room (which I bought from someone on Craig's List about eight years ago) had a couple of the metal cross members come loose. I tied them up with baling wire temporarily while debating whether to weld them back on (a pain in the butt -- I'm a decent welder, but I don't enjoy welding), or buy a new futon (also a pain in the butt -- I have the money, but I don't enjoy spending it).
And then inspiration struck!
I could press nylon wallboard anchors into the cross members, I thought to myself, and then drill horizontally through the main members and into the wallboard anchors to reattach the cross members. And that's just what I did. Now the futon is as good as new, as far as I'm concerned. Total cost of repair: $1.20 -- compared to about $250.00 for a new futon like the one I have (not to mention having to schlep it 47 miles and put it together).
So all in all, I think I had a successful weekend of being a tightwad. Now if my family and my lady friend only shared my enthusiasm...
-Rich
In any event, this past weekend, I outdid myself.
On Saturday, I bought a grill from my friend Paulie. I had stopped by to shoot the breeze with him, and I mentioned I was in the market for a used grill. Hey, why pay a couple of hundred for a new one? Well, wouldn't you know it -- Paulie had one he was looking to sell -- for ten bucks. TEN BUCKS!
Paulie showed me the grill and told me the regulator was pretty new and that all of the burners worked, which was all I really cared about. I mean, what else matters on a grill? The stand is all rusty, but a can of Rustoleum will fix that; and it's missing a wheel, but a rock will fix that -- and if there's one thing we have plenty of around here, that would be rocks.
"Done deal," I said, and Paulie and I loaded the grill on to my car.
Of course, now that I had a grill, I needed a propane tank; and you have to have an empty one to turn in to get a new one, or else they charge you a $30.00 deposit. Thirty bucks??? No way this tightwad is going to pay a $30.00 deposit on a propane tank.
So I put an ad on Craig's List offering ten bucks for an old tank. The next day, a guy down the road responded and said he had like half a dozen of them laying around, and I welcome to just take one for free. So off I went before he changed his mind, returned with the tank, traded it in for a full one, and fired up the grill. It works perfectly! All four burners burn nice and blue, and even the piezo igniter works.
My lady friend says it's ugly. I say a can of spray paint and some steel wool can do miracles.
Then on Sunday, I decided that I needed a gasoline-powered lawnmower. I use an old-fashioned reel-type mower for most of the lawn, and it's actually easier than using a power mower because it's much lighter in weight. But there are a few places where what I have are weeds, the reel mower won't cut them, and the weed whacker makes them look like a haircut by a barber with the DTs.
So I went to the various places that sell lawnmowers, saw the prices, and decided that what I really wanted was a vintage lawnmower -- you know, for historic reasons and all. I checked Craig's List and found one described as "Starts and runs, but then stalls." The lady wanted $30.00 for it.
Bingo! Probably a fuel problem, and fuel problems are easy to fix!
So I drove out there and found a 1996 Murray 21" mower with a 6 HP Briggs engine. Initial inspection revealed that in addition to the usual old-mower schmutz and a spark plug ($2.39) that looked like it could very well be the original, the throttle cable ($7.99) was kinked. It also needed the self-propel belt ($5.99) and a new air filter ($7.99).
I had the lady hold the safety interlock and pull the cord while I held the throttle in position. After maybe half a dozen pulls, it started and ran, though roughly, for as long as I held the throttle. I gave her the thirty bucks and brought the mower home.
Then I changed the throttle cable and the spark plug, douched out the whole fuel system with SeaFoam, and pulled the cord. She started on the first pull and ran nice and smoothly once she blew out about half a pound of black soot. So I put refilled the tank and put some more SeaFoam in just for good measure, and then mowed the whole lawn and the weedy areas rather than wasting the gas. She didn't complain once.
She's loud, though. The muffler rotted away where it attaches to the exhaust manifold, and one of the mounting screws is missing. So I decided to splurge and ordered a new muffler ($11.95, including the screws). Total cost for a great-running, self-propelled, vintage lawnmower: $66.31.
And then there's the futon.
I happen to like futons, but the one I have in my living room (which I bought from someone on Craig's List about eight years ago) had a couple of the metal cross members come loose. I tied them up with baling wire temporarily while debating whether to weld them back on (a pain in the butt -- I'm a decent welder, but I don't enjoy welding), or buy a new futon (also a pain in the butt -- I have the money, but I don't enjoy spending it).
And then inspiration struck!
I could press nylon wallboard anchors into the cross members, I thought to myself, and then drill horizontally through the main members and into the wallboard anchors to reattach the cross members. And that's just what I did. Now the futon is as good as new, as far as I'm concerned. Total cost of repair: $1.20 -- compared to about $250.00 for a new futon like the one I have (not to mention having to schlep it 47 miles and put it together).
So all in all, I think I had a successful weekend of being a tightwad. Now if my family and my lady friend only shared my enthusiasm...
-Rich