I ****ing love asterisks

The word asterisk almost has ass in it.
 
And as such should be censored

If you put 2 ss's in asstrisk does it block it?
 
Pretty Mary bought some skates
Upon the ice to frisk
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * ?

Mary had an aeroplane
Around the world she'd whisk.
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * ?

Little Mary took her skis
Upon the snow to frisk.
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * ?

And then there is this:

There once was a soldier named Fisk
Who said, when the fighting got brisk,
"I'm sorry to say
that I can not stay --
I've got only one *"
 
Pretty Mary bought some skates
Upon the ice to frisk
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * ?

Mary had an aeroplane
Around the world she'd whisk.
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * ?

Little Mary took her skis
Upon the snow to frisk.
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * ?

And then there is this:

There once was a soldier named Fisk
Who said, when the fighting got brisk,
"I'm sorry to say
that I can not stay --
I've got only one *"


Oh man, that took me a bit.
well done.
 
Didn't Nathan Hale say something to the effect that he regretted only having one asterisk for his country?

Tim
 
I wouldn't say bad words in thread titles unless it put them in there.
I read somewhere on the internet that asterisks draw more attention to the bad word than the bad word itself.
 
This thread reminds me of a bosuns mate master chief I once knew, each sentence had more astericks than real words. The guy cracked me up, I don't know how he could get so many cuss words into each sentence....
 
Bryan, the chat software we used to have here at PoA had a "bad word filter" on it, which would replace the offending word with "<bleep>." It was, clearly, marginal in calibration.

One day, someone was chatting about a flight in the Maryland area, and it appears that the pilot flew to <bleep>berland.

Heh.
 
Bryan, the chat software we used to have here at PoA had a "bad word filter" on it, which would replace the offending word with "<bleep>." It was, clearly, marginal in calibration.

One day, someone was chatting about a flight in the Maryland area, and it appears that the pilot flew to <bleep>berland.

Heh.


Hysterical!
 
This thread reminds me of a bosuns mate master chief I once knew, each sentence had more astericks than real words. The guy cracked me up, I don't know how he could get so many cuss words into each sentence....

I used to be that way in high school (but NEVER around my parents, only friends and classmates).

I was so bad, it started rubbing off on my best friend, to the point his girlfriend told him she was going to dump him if he didn't stop cussing so much. He told her it was all MY fault! I think I cussed him out for that :lol:
 
We used to have a song in the Share songbook (can't find my copy right now) that (with apologies to Malvina Reynolds) went:

Little boxes in the source code,
and they're all made out of asterisks...

The songbook had many other great hits like "You picked a fine time to ABEND JES2."
 
We used to have a song in the Share songbook (can't find my copy right now) that (with apologies to Malvina Reynolds) went:

Little boxes in the source code,
and they're all made out of asterisks...

The songbook had many other great hits like "You picked a fine time to ABEND JES2."
I have one of those song books. I made a couple of the old SHAREs but didn't manage to stay awake long enough for the sing alongs. Still doing JES after all these years.
 
Singing was secondary to the SCIDS. It was primarily about the drinking.
 
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