I did it...

[Sac Arrow]

"I'm a sex therapist that specializes in helping women orgasm" works well.

Last time I tried that one, the girl across the table from me dialed 116 on her phone.

 

[SkyHog]

I had a friend tell me to stop telling people I'm a pilot, since it is not true.

"You're not really a pilot, dude, you fly small airplanes."

 

[flhrci]

Whatever. It's true. Of course it came with his logoed patch on it.

I was just in disbelief because most of us are poor. Good on him.

David

 

[mkosmo]

I had a friend tell me to stop telling people I'm a pilot, since it is not true.

"You're not really a pilot, dude, you fly small airplanes."

I can hear his jealousy from here

 

[denverpilot]

"I'm a hairdresser" works great because they then assume you're gay, then they get comfortable with you, and feel really proud once they've managed to convert you back.

Only if they catch a glimpse of your socks hahaha

Day-um. That's low. Haha.

 

[frfly172]

The leather flight jacket,big watch big sunglasses,baseball cap with a flying logo,usually give me away.

 

[Skip Miller]

This is hilarious! I used to find every excuse to tell people I was a pilot. Boy am I glad I'm out of that stage of my life.

Q: How do you tell which person is a pilot in a crowded room?

A: Just wait a minute or two. He/she will tell you.

(old joke)

-Skip