Happy Festivus, one and all!

I'd say something about it being time for the airing of grievances, but we already get enough of that around here.
 
Feats of strength then?

Its my mother's birthday, 78 today and born on Christmas eve eve.

If she's the head of the household, then tradition dictates you have to pin her before Festivus can end. Maybe it's best you don't and just say you did.

Your mother was born on two holidays, as today is both Festivus and Christmas Adam. Three, if you include transistor day.
 
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