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. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick
. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .
. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
. What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?
About 2 weeks
They Take The Psycho Path
. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick
. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .
. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
. What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?
About 2 weeks