Found Bryan's next airplane

[denverpilot]

@SixPapaCharlie ...

 

[frfly172]

Nice,I'm sure he's going to like it.

 

[AggieMike88]

Nice,I'm sure he's going to like it.

Yup... more room for Eren to fall asleep in.

 

[Stingray Don]

Won't work. Doesn't have a chute.

 

[Gucci Pilot]

He'll love the fuel flow on those turbo-jets.

 

[Unit74]

Where does the chute come out at?

 

[Everskyward]

Where does the chute come out at?

The bottom...

Not sure if that particular airplane has one but many old Lears did.

 

[Gucci Pilot]

Won't work. Doesn't have a chute.

Actually a drag chute is an option!

 

[GRG55]

Nice you started a dedicated thread. We will definitely need more pics, and a place to follow his transition training progress for the insurance boyz.

 

[Tarheelpilot]

If he buys the Lear he needs my huey for the commute to the airport.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

I couldn't afford to even fuel that plane one time I bet

 

[Gucci Pilot]

It'd be over $5,000 to fill it up.

 

[eman1200]

I'd fill it with hookers. Midget hookers, half price!!

 

[cyclepro]

I'd fill it with hookers. Midget hookers, half price!!

You would be surprised, midget strippers/ hookers actually cost more. Some quick googling and you can find two that will do a wrestling show. It's not cheap though

 

[Sac Arrow]

Well that's one to cross off my list then. Midget hooker fetish. Not cost effective. The low-end Asian massage parlors have pretty close to that, though.

 

[Tampico Trauma]

Wouldn't midgets be a bit tall for the Lear cabin?


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[BigBadLou]

Well that's one to cross off my list then. Midget hooker fetish. Not cost effective. The low-end Asian massage parlors have pretty close to that, though.

Midget hooker wrestling? Y'all have some seriously ill fetishes.
There is nothing wrong with an Asian massage, though.

Aaaaand with that, the thread goes down the toilet.

 

[mscard88]

There is nothing wrong with an Asian massage, though.

Especially if one gets the happy ending one!

 

[Tampico Trauma]

Recently, on a trip to Mexicali, I noticed a very large "massage parlor" named "Men's Spa".... Seems legit.


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[BigBadLou]

Recently, on a trip to Mexicali, I noticed a very large "massage parlor" named "Men's Spa".... Seems legit.

Can you take a picture of their price board (or "menu", if you will) next time you're there? I am curious as to how much they charge in Mexiko compared to local joints.

 

[Tampico Trauma]

Nope! I'd prefer to keep all of my plane, rather than half of it. (Mrs. Tampico could find another qualified PIC easily)

But the word on the street from my salesmen there are $80-100 ish


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[islandboy]

What about one of these instead?

http://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/2791/can-i-log-time-in-a-cri-cri-twin-engine-aircraft

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

How much does a Cri Cri cost?
I want one and fly it to Gastons.

 

[fiveoboy01]

A friend flies one of those out of St. Cloud and he let me sit in it. The cockpit is very cramped, more so than a Cirrus. You definitely squeeze in there!

 

[GRG55]

A friend flies one of those out of St. Cloud and he let me sit in it. The cockpit is very cramped, more so than a Cirrus. You definitely squeeze in there!

But does it have a red handle?

 

[fiveoboy01]

It does(more than one actually), but they're not for a parachute

 

[brianwrites]

Someone stole the prop.