Over 30 years of flying, yep, plenty of times. I love to fly, and I only fly with CFI's who A) also love to fly, and B) are older and more experienced than me. No 22 year old epaulet-wearing time builders, thanks. When the CFI is done putting me through my paces, I usually think of a few extra things to practice. Sometimes I find a new aircraft and combine a BFR with a checkout.
The notion of a CFI "taking advantage of you" for an extra half hour is laughable. Hey Mr High Roller CFI, don't spend that extra 20 bucks all in one place!
Trust me, It DOES happen. It might be rare, but we need to be careful to avoid these jokers.
First and only time I encountered this was in Oregon.
I scheduled a BFR with a local "CFI" in the Portland area. Upon arriving, it was very obvious at the outset during the ground portion that he did NOT know or understand the regs or had a plan at all on what to go over. Just random conversation and small talk.
Personally, I consider a BFR an opportunity for ME to ask questions ALSO to clarify items for my own understanding.
"You know, I've always wondered about...Can you explain this to me please?"
His answer, multiple times was,
"What do YOU think?"
How do YOU spot a ********ter?
Next was the flying portion:
It was a dumpster fire of a flight. He had no plan or idea of what he wanted to go over and instead just had me flying randomly. No steep turns, no stalls, nothing.
Then he decides, "
let's go to Salem for lunch."
WTF?
On the approach, my radio and transponder started acting up. If I remember correctly, he, at the last minute, said, "
let's do a touch and go."
Uhh, ok.
Then this happened:
My radio, transponder, and all other electrics died on climb out after the TnG. I later learned it was my alternator. As PIC and
not knowing what the issue was, I decided to stay in the pattern (nordo) and was looking for light gun signals for when the tower would realize I wasn't departing and instead joining the DW. (and trying to remember:
"Am I looking for a solid or flashing green light?")
As we were in an actual (potential) emergency situation, I quickly discovered this "CFI" was less than useless to provide assistance or insight on what might be happening.
We joined the DW and asked him if he had the salem tower in his phone (he did!). I told him to use his cell phone to call the tower while we were in the DW and we landed uneventfully.
Turned out it was the alternator that went TU some time before and the battery had finally exhausted all its juice. OK, no emergency per se. Nice to know.
After all this and personally witnessing my calm attitude (truly I was) and working the issue and getting us down safely, this guy had the nuts to say that he wasn't convinced of my skills and he wanted to do one more hour ("just one more hour, I promise").
Are you
****ting me?
I remained non-committal at that point and called my mechanic (cross thread from pilots v mechs thread?) who came and picked us up (we are good friends).
Guess what?!
Turns out my mech KNEW this particular "CFI" and had banned him from ever using his plane (mech is also a pilot) ever again. Turned out the mech had allowed this "CFI" to use his plane for fun but he ended up finding out that he was using his plane to give 'instruction' and charge for it without telling him and after the mech had specifically
forbade it (he had also flown the plane at night which was also specifically forbidden).
THEN, telling this story to my hangar neighbor, I discovered that my hangar neighbor used him as a CFII to get his IR. He had already spent an ungodly amount of money with this guy and had made no progress at all. This "CFI" kept NO RECORDS of the training that he had done and my friend had been with him for almost 6 months with nothing to show for it.
This same friend then told me the story that a ground pounder at a local airport ALSO used this "CFI" to get his PPL but never even
soloed. The groundpounder told my hangar neighbor that that particular "CFI" had NEVER sent ANYONE to a check ride....ever.
milk milk milk milk
In fact, this "CFI" on several occasions asked my hangar neighbor to
drop him off at his next lesson by plane.
Once we had successfully dumped this guy, my friend and I suspected that he was not a "CFI" at all, or at the very least maybe USED TO BE but was no longer certified/licensed. We played with the idea of reporting him to the FSDO to voice our suspicions but never ended up following through.
Some have admonished me for 'testing' my CFIs before I hire them.
Once bitten, twice shy I say.
Those snakes ARE out there. Watch where you step.