Ever Text The Wrong Person?

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A funny thing happened to me a couple of days ago. I thought I was texting my wife and it ended up at friend of mine that was coming over to take pictures of our house. I was just goofing around with the wife who was on here way home from the sub shop. I said; "Take your clothes off out in the garage before you come in." I have never said anything like that to her before, I just wanted to see her reaction.

Needless to say my buddy was laughing so hard by the time he got to the house he could barely drive. He figured out I screwed up and sent a text to my wife that said; "Watch out! He's up to something!" :lol:

All 3 of us had a good laugh on me.

Any one else have a miss text that was sent to the wrong person? :dunno:
 
Yes, similar as your. Naughty text to wife, goes to mother! I explain to mom, why do you think we have 3 kids!
 
Your buddy should have walked in naked.
 
I haven't sent one, but I got one a few months back from my handyman out in CA. It was supposed to go to his kid's teacher(didn't know they got texts from parents). Nothing salacious just a discussion about study guides.
 
My fiance and my CFI are my two most frequent texting subjects. Have occasionally mixed them up - fortunately we're all friends :)
 
I received one recently.

I texted a coworker after-hours who is a gay man. He responded with "You want to get a hotel in my area? I don't want to drive out to your area...."

Needless to say, I figured it wasn't for me.
 
Yep. Texted a girl I haven't spoken to in a few years. I ended up seeing her a few weeks later
 
I received one recently.

I texted a coworker after-hours who is a gay man. He responded with "You want to get a hotel in my area? I don't want to drive out to your area...."

Needless to say, I figured it wasn't for me.

So did you spring for the hotel?
 
I don't think that's a real issue for me. I'm not really a texting type person. I probably send maybe ten texts a week on average, so if I'm texting someone or replying, it's for a purpose and I'm pretty focused.
 
I don't think that's a real issue for me. I'm not really a texting type person. I probably send maybe ten texts a week on average, so if I'm texting someone or replying, it's for a purpose and I'm pretty focused.

Spice up your life man! Throw a few out there! :lol:
 
I've done it, especially when I still used separate reading glasses. Sometimes I'd be too lazy to put them on, most often resulting in texts intended for Tommy going to Tammy (or vice-versa).

I now have one pair of glasses that I wear all the time, so hopefully the Tommy / Tammy confusion is a thing of the past.

-Rich
 
Years ago, I learned to be very careful with texts. During my bachelor days, I decided that a girlfriend and I would not spend the new year as a couple, I wanted to go in a different direction in life. I broke it off about a week or 2 (don't remember) before the new year.

When the clock was changing to midnight on the 1st, I sent a text to a bunch of people including select business associates in my contacts list. She was still in my phone and I saw no harm in wishing her a "Happy New Year".

She hit reply and proceeded to read me the riot act. There were about 10 texts with the most foul things a human being can devise in an attempt to debase them...and she was a skilled cusser with an amazing ability to turn a phrase of simultaneous humor and shame. I was LMAO and SMH.

A business associate called me around 12:30a or 1a (don't remember) and asked about the texts, and I wasn't sure what he meant until he quoted some of the language. It was then, in my embarrassment that I realized she somehow was able to REPLY-ALL.
 
One of our pooches was having "intestinal problems" and when he finally produced the desired result I promptly sent a "Rufus pooped!!" text to my attorney instead of my wife.
Interestingly, I received no reply message.
 
The vernacular is "butt-dialing".

My old Palm Treo was famous for that. I was in a "spirited discussion" with TSA about 0100 one morning during one of their poorly thought out and pathetically executed equipment installations here at LAX several years back, my phone decided to share the conversation with my (then) sister in law - a Therapist. For almost an hour. She remarked on it the next time we spoke and indicated that (a) some of the overheard material was probably Classified, and (b) I should seek Anger Management therapy............:dunno:
 
Well, I almost pressed send on a "Love you too" message to a coworker yesterday.

My mother sent a guy a text about purchasing a floating dock from him. And asked if she could see it.



She missed the "O" and hit the "I" key instead.

He replied that he was happily married.
 
Well, I almost pressed send on a "Love you too" message to a coworker yesterday.

My mother sent a guy a text about purchasing a floating dock from him. And asked if she could see it.



She missed the "O" and hit the "I" key instead.

He replied that he was happily married.

:rofl:
 
Not texting, but calling my girlfriend I transposed two numbers. The other phone picked up, I said " Hey sexy......" But quickly hung up when a guy's voice said "What????"
 
One of my HVAC customer's 20 something yr old daughter told me she loved me before hanging up. I just played along. I knocked on the door to fix the a/c and the daughter was a little embarrassed. It was just habit.
 
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My attorneys partner is also named John, so I was a little surprised when he text me that "Jane" had quit and we don't have to worry about firing her.:dunno: We are pretty good friends, but I thought it was odd that he would tell me about it.:D
He was pretty embarrassed, but we both laughed about it.:D
 
I once received a scolding from a mom, telling me that I was 1 hour past curfew. A few minutes later another text came in telling me to get home right now. Then a few minutes later another saying the movie ended over 1 hour ago. You are in big trouble mister. I finally replied back saying check your number. I am not your son. I can only imagine what kind of trouble the intended receiver got into after that.
 
I received a text from a guy saying he finally got paid and asking if I wanted to go out partying? He said he'd already arranged for the hookers, coke, and a limo. How random...
 
Got a "Love you, babe" from my son. I responded that I loved him, too, but added that I suspected his girlfriend was the intended recipient of that message. She was.
 
I received a text from a guy saying he finally got paid and asking if I wanted to go out partying? He said he'd already arranged for the hookers, coke, and a limo. How random...

Hookers!? Coke!? Random? You called, I'm ready. :D:D
 
I have received texts that I knew were not meant for me. But nothing to interesting.
Back when we were first dating my now wife called and asked Ron want me to get some beer and come over. The guy said he was Ron but had no idea who she was but if she brought over beer that would be good.
 
I've gotten texts late at night from someone who wanted me to party in a bar, among other things. I wanted to text back, "She gave you a fake number!" but I just ended up blocking it.
 
I know someone that apparently changes numbers a lot. I sent him a text, "Marcus...what's your shoe size?" I had a really nice pair that I wanted to give him that I thought would fit. I got a reply back "...not Marcus, I am a woman". Few text exchanges later, I promised to get her a pair of shoes (I was in a generous mood and since Marcus wasn't getting these, I thought "why not?"). She was a couple hundred miles away (couple hours by GA - as it turns out lives in the same city as my Bro In Law). I told her that I'd contact her after I finished cutting my grass. I thought that I would shop online and have them delivered. After my lawn was done, I text her as agreed but she stopped responding, so she missed out on the pair of shoes that she said she needed.
 
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