Epic TSA Win!!

[ScottM]

 

[Telemakhos]

TSA loves you long time.
I'd love to know what the TSA wrote back... if, in fact, the message was ever sent.

 

[NBPD336]

They probably wrote back- Enjoy the no fly list.

 

[Ken Ibold]

Do government workers even know what a happy ending is?

 

[Ted]

"We're not happy until you're not happy."

So a happy ending is when you're not happy.

 

[SCCutler]

Do government workers even know what a happy ending is?

You may have noted, Ken, that public sector employees now earn (on average) substantially-higher wages than their equivalently-qualified counterparts in the private sector, and they have minimal risk of job loss.

So, my answer would be, "Yes."

 

[Telemakhos]

Do government workers even know what a happy ending is?

Even the most depressingly boring and small minded bureaucrats can appreciate a well-executed dry handy.
Am I allowed to write that here? I hope so.

 

[ScottM]

Even the most depressingly boring and small minded bureaucrats can appreciate a well-executed dry handy.
Am I allowed to write that here? I hope so.

I think the correct terminology is an 'old fashioned'

 

[gprellwitz]

You may have noted, Ken, that public sector employees now earn (on average) substantially-higher wages than their equivalently-qualified counterparts in the private sector, and they have minimal risk of job loss.

So, my answer would be, "Yes."

Well, I took a 40% pay CUT when I went to work for the public sector. Happy ending? The only "positive" is that I'm now in the state pension system instead of Social Security, which will probably be empty by the time I retire. Wait, I'm in Illinois! A funded pension system? Ha!

 

[alaskaflyer]

Do government workers even know what a happy ending is?

Rabble rabble. I think a few do. Maybe a paramedic? Hopefully.

 

[alaskaflyer]

You may have noted, Ken, that public sector employees now earn (on average) substantially-higher wages than their equivalently-qualified counterparts in the private sector, and they have minimal risk of job loss.

So, my answer would be, "Yes."

How many government lawyers make more than you do?

 

[alaskaflyer]

Even the most depressingly boring and small minded bureaucrats can appreciate a well-executed dry handy.
Am I allowed to write that here? I hope so.

I suspect the true joke in the screenshot is lost on most. That is a good thing I think