Distracted Driver Arrested

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Nope, not on the cell phone, not texting. She was shaving her..."bikini area."

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

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Aviation-wise, all I will say is that it is good this didn't happen in the JFK Tower....
 
Well at least she wasn't shaving his. And now the higher-ups understand why the trooper doesn't want the promotion to another region.

Mason said:
Nope, not on the cell phone, not texting. She was shaving her..."bikini area."

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

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Aviation-wise, all I will say is that it is good this didn't happen in the JFK Tower....
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This is priceless, real florida stuff. So she is driving on a suspended license with her ex-husband in the passenger seat and proceeds to shave her privates so she is in good shape to meet her boyfriend that day......:lol:
 
At rushhour everyday, there's some dope driving along with a newspaper across the dash, chatting on the phone or other such diversion. I've even seen guys shaving. Never a woman. I'm going to have to keep my eyes open.
 
wabower said:
Well at least she wasn't shaving his. And now the higher-ups understand why the trooper doesn't want the promotion to another region.
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I wouldn't let anyone shave me in that area in a moving car unless the road was good and the car had a good suspension and shock absorbers. Castration, anyone?:skeptical:
 
Cap'n Jack said:
I wouldn't let anyone shave me in that area in a moving car unless the road was good and the car had a good suspension and shock absorbers. Castration, anyone?:skeptical:
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Why do I have this vision of a circumcision being performed in the back seat of a car?

Wasn't that an SNL skit a long time ago?
 
Just wow. I thought I had seen the best when I saw a guy driving an SUV while playing a trumpet in rush hour traffic in San Francisco.

This tops the cake.
 
I can't imagine her doing this in a C-150 and hitting some Florida thermals. Not a good scene........man..........

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