TangoWhiskey
Touchdown! Greaser!
My 3rd class expires end of January. Called today to arrange my physical. First available appointment is February 2nd. I say I'll take it. Front desk lady takes my name, date of birth, and can't find me in their system.
"Have you ever been here before?"
"Yes. Dr. T----- has done every medical for me since I moved to Texas in 98... three or four of them."
"Well, you're not in our computer." <silence>
"Uh, that's not my problem! Let me pull out my current medical... I saw Dr. T---- 12/xx/2007, his designation is x-xxxxxx."
"Well, you're not in here."
"OK, maybe you guys got a new computer system since my last visit?"
"Yes, we did. And it drops patients if they've not been seen in two years."
"OK, that makes sense. Let me give you my info, and we'll set up that appointment."
"I can't do that."
"And why not?"
"Because Dr. T----- isn't accepting new patients for FAA medicals."
"I'm not a new patient; I've been seeing Dr. T for my medicals since 98, and he's the only one I've seen."
"You're considered a new patient once our system drops you out of the computer, and it does that after two years."
"Well, that's a silly policy, considering an FAA 3rd class medical lasts longer than two years. Are you saying he won't see me now?"
"Let me talk to our office manager. Please hold."
<me: thumps fingers, feels BP rising>
"Sir, I can't schedule you, you're a new patient now. If you wish to leave your number, I'll have the doctor call you and you can discuss it with him."
As sure as you can flip a float plane by landing with the amphib gear down, I gave my cell number to Brenda... I've gotta hear how the Dr. justifies this one.
Oh, and she was sounding "purturbed" at ME over this... WTH?
"Have you ever been here before?"
"Yes. Dr. T----- has done every medical for me since I moved to Texas in 98... three or four of them."
"Well, you're not in our computer." <silence>
"Uh, that's not my problem! Let me pull out my current medical... I saw Dr. T---- 12/xx/2007, his designation is x-xxxxxx."
"Well, you're not in here."
"OK, maybe you guys got a new computer system since my last visit?"
"Yes, we did. And it drops patients if they've not been seen in two years."
"OK, that makes sense. Let me give you my info, and we'll set up that appointment."
"I can't do that."
"And why not?"
"Because Dr. T----- isn't accepting new patients for FAA medicals."
"I'm not a new patient; I've been seeing Dr. T for my medicals since 98, and he's the only one I've seen."
"You're considered a new patient once our system drops you out of the computer, and it does that after two years."
"Well, that's a silly policy, considering an FAA 3rd class medical lasts longer than two years. Are you saying he won't see me now?"
"Let me talk to our office manager. Please hold."
<me: thumps fingers, feels BP rising>
"Sir, I can't schedule you, you're a new patient now. If you wish to leave your number, I'll have the doctor call you and you can discuss it with him."
As sure as you can flip a float plane by landing with the amphib gear down, I gave my cell number to Brenda... I've gotta hear how the Dr. justifies this one.
Oh, and she was sounding "purturbed" at ME over this... WTH?