Coma?

Two hours and fifteen minutes?

I am not worthy…
I am not worthy…

Did you call for PROFESSIONAL medical advice?!!

Ten minutes in I already realized I ate too much. By fifteen it was all over. The turkey won, again. Well, kinda.
 
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Two hours and fifteen minutes?

I am not worthy…
I am not worthy…

Did you call for PROFESSIONAL medical advice?!!

Ten minutes in I already realized I ate too much. By fifteen it was all over. The turkey won, again. Well, kinda.
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Well, after the mad gorging ends, we sit at the table and nibble while we talk, sort of filling up the corners. Try a taste of this, have a nibble of that, and what-do-you-think-about-this-casserole. Make a mini turkey sandwich with a brown-n-serve roll. A little more wine, some coffee, sample a desert, did you hear about so-&-so, and where are you going for Christmas? Turn on the TV to see how badly Detroit is doing, munch a bit more.

Before you know it two hours have passed and a paramedic is needed to get me out of the chair.
 
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The turkey couldn’t get me,it was the home made pies and deserts
 
It’s not just the drugs from the turkey…you mixed alcohol and drugs. That indicates a more severe problem. Abstinence is the only way. Gotta quit cold turkey!

Sorry…couldn’t resist.
 
I'm too stupid to realize I was full from snacking before dinner was even served
 
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