In related news, can you say the same for every Cirrus pilot that lost an engine? 100% success rate? Of course not. In fact, in some cases they fatally piled in their fantastic plastic while the engine was still running fine.
The Cirrus piston airplanes are impressive, especially the SR22T. And the statistical data around CAPS is irrefutable, as is the evidence of the effectiveness of the Cirrus training in the post-2010 fatal accident stats.
However, in my relatively short time on this forum at least two members, including
@James_Dean, have made single engine
on-airport landings in their piston twins. Because nothing got bent they don't form part of the statistics.
I fly a twin because I don't do single engine IFR in IMC. As a pilot, or a passenger. Parachute or no parachute. Period. There's nothing "old guard" about it. It's simply prudent personal risk management.
People will continue to kill themselves in twin engine airplanes. And people will continue to kill themselves in Cirrus airplanes too. Your blanket CAPS (always) > twin is still nonsense.