Caption this Photo... 747 on its tail

[AggieMike88]

News story: https://simpleflying.com/747-freighter-tips/

 

[Bill]

Cessna 182 heavy

 

[Flybuddy]

Chris Christie using the rear restroom

 

[SkyDog58]

Airport code was DOH!

 

[EdFred]

"I got worms!"

 

[Half Fast]

"Sure, I'll take the flight. I've been meaning to get my tail-dragger endorsement anyway..."

 

[SoonerAviator]

Boeing MCAS activated at the gate? (too soon?)

 

[Half Fast]

"That's what I get for trusting my FO to do the w&b."

 

[Ravioli]

MCAS non-op


@SoonerAviator beat me to it. He must have been sitting up front.

 

[gdwindowpane]

Should have ran the left tank dry first.

 

[Anymouse]

Is this the approved method for changing a nose tire?

 

[FlySince9]

I don't see anything unusual in the photo...

 

[frfly172]

Charter biggest looser flight.

 

[Half Fast]

"Dammit, I told that flight attendant to stay in the forward galley!"

 

[X3 Skier]

I thought the tail skid was supposed to stop this.

Are we lined up with the Jetway now?

 

[Zeldman]

Makes it easier to get the cargo to the rear of the plane, I tell ya' whut....

 

[Skip Miller]

Cargo shifted on takeoff roll....

 

[Groundpounder]

You should always be careful when you load cargo into a 747.

 

[alfadog]

Their mistake was not loading the centrifuges up front seeing as they were not coming off in Qatar.

 

[Matthew]

Looks like that Viagra delivery is going to be late.

 

[Kritchlow]

More power Scotty!!!

 

[asicer]

We're done simulating the soft field landing; you can let up on the yoke now.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Oh, ****!

 

[AKBill]

You know it's going to a bad day when......

 

[Stingray Don]

Boing!

 

[455 Bravo Uniform]

“I think I can, I think I can...” (From Dumbo movie).

 

[texasag93]

I thought it was good with this much junk in the trunk.

 

[texasag93]

He said he wanted to put a big load in my rear.

 

[texasag93]

Does my rear look big on this tarmac?

 

[texasag93]

 

[Pilawt]

 

[Sinistar]

"You idiot I said tail stand, not stand on the tail"

"Now pressurize the front strut to 90psi"

 

[GRG55]

"Anybody here got any recent DC-3 time?"

 

[IK04]

That was the standard loading procedure for our C-207s in Alaska. The pilot would get in last to (hopefully) get the tail off the ground and once moving it stayed up....

I really miss flying that beast. Too bad they are rare and crazy expensive now. Too many idiots crashing them. I have pictures of that, too!

 

[Greg Bockelman]

Ah yeah. The 207. I have a whole hour in one.

 

[FlyingElvii]

News story: https://simpleflying.com/747-freighter-tips/

Job Opening. Aircraft Cargo Loader/ Load Planner

 

[kath]

I've told ya a thousand times... after a storm, ya gotta go brush the snow off.

 

[Bill]

DOHA, QATAR - The first stop on Lead Maiden’s around the world tour goes awry when...

 

[wrbix]

Stall,stall...lower nose, lower nose

 

[Witmo]

Cargo shifted on takeoff roll....

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Nah, soft field takeoff.