Best pick up lines at the flight line bar made by a pilot

[AggieMike88]

"Hey babe, I see you eyeing that C-130 over there... I fly a C-150!"

 

[rachelk.tailwinds]

"Is that a pitot tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[SoonerAviator]

You've lost that lovin' feelin'?

 

[EdFred]

"Hi, I'm a pil-, uh, doctor"

 

[eman1200]

wanna pet my monkey?

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

There is a cockpit / stick shaker joke here somewhere but I'm too tired.

 

[Ted]

"Hey babe, I see you eyeing that C-130 over there... I fly a C-150!"

A guy tried a line like that on my wife some years back (his was "I'm a pilot... you know what a C-130 is? I fly a C-150"). At the time, she was chief flight instructor at her FBO and flying 135.

Yeah, nice try buddy.

 

[frfly172]

Would you like to go for a ride in my airplane?

 

[EdFred]

Would you like to go for a ride in my airplane?

You'd think that would work, but it doesn't at all.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Does this smell like chloroform?

 

[EdFred]

Are you from Ireland?

 

[frfly172]

You'd think that would work, but it doesn't at all.

Worked too well for me ,ended up marrying the girl.

 

[Everskyward]

You'd think that would work, but it doesn't at all.

Maybe it depends on the.... airplane.

 

[Lowflynjack]

Just tell them you're a pilot.

 

[jim.nelson]

People compliment me on how accurate my instrument is!

 

[MAKG1]

"Is that a pitot tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

And that needs to be followed by an offer to turn the pitot heat on....

 

[EdFred]

Maybe it depends on the.... airplane.

I've found that unless if burns jet-A and whirrrrrrrrrrrrrs, there is no interest. Maybe I'm hanging out at higher class joints.

 

[denverpilot]

Want to see my metal landing calculator? ;-)

 

[flhrci]

Want to see my metal landing calculator? ;-)

 

[bflynn]

Hi angel, can I give you a lift back to heaven? (Survey says....Bzzzzzzt)

 

[Sac Arrow]

"Soooo.... I understand that you and your Bo have recently come from together?"

 

[hotprops]

how do you know if someone is a pilot,, he tells ya

 

[Everskyward]

I'm guessing most of you have not had much success in bars...

 

[Mtns2Skies]

Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is f'ed up.

Works like a charm.

 

[bikert]

Baby, I'm squawking 7500, because you just hijacked my heart.

No, it doesn't work.

 

[mulligan]

I can help you knock off the mile high club from your bucket list

 

[bikert]

I have a license to go down on your landing strip. See?

 

[mulligan]

I have a license to go down on your landing strip. See?

Most don't have landing strips these days. They seems to have all been trimmed down

 

[eman1200]

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

not to bring a thread to a complete and utter dead stop, but "Post ones that have worked".

 

[Skip Miller]

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

I really don't want to meet the woman that this line works on....

 

[colojo]

"Soooo.... I understand that you and your Bo have recently come from together?"

FTW! Nicely played!

 

[BigBadLou]

Just tell them you're a pilot.

Jack, I don't recognize those legs. Care to introduce me next time I'm up in Taylor?

 

[Lowflynjack]

how do you know if someone is a pilot,, he tells ya

Don't every ask a man if he's a pilot. If he is, he'll tell you. If he isn't, you don't want to embarrass him!

 

[N747JB]

I really don't want to meet the woman that this line works on....

I think that would stop the thread completely!

 

[N747JB]

I'm guessing most of you have not had much success in bars...

As my dad says, "I've impressed all the women I can afford!"

 

[AggieMike88]

I can help you knock off the mile high club from your bucket list

That doesn't work well if you live where Nate, Mari, Blanche, Clark from together, and the rest of the Colorado KAPA gang live.

 

[denverpilot]

That doesn't work well if you live where Nate, Mari, Blanche, Clark from together, and the rest of the Colorado KAPA gang live.

We just join the mile high club in bed. Much easier.

 

[mscard88]

Here's how we do it down south: "Get in the truck b..tch!"

Nah doesn't work either....

 

[N747JB]

Here's how we do it down south: "Get in the truck b..tch!"

Nah doesn't work either....

Redneck foreplay!