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So here is the dilemma. I had been informed that something came up and I'll be back late and by the way your dinner is the leftover meatloaf in the fridge. Outstanding. Awesome. We have had this discussion before, If I'm on my own for dinner, I will take care of it myself thank you. Now here is the thing, I'm not patently opposed to the leftover meatloaf in the fridge, but it's not really enough for a dinner sized meal. It's roughly one large burger worth. I want two large burgers for dinner. One large burger is fine for lunch. Carl's Jr.'s motto is "Without us, some guys would starve." If I have Carl's for lunch, I will normally have a Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger, lettuce wrapped of course. Now if I have Carl's for dinner, I will typically have one DWBC, and one Double Bacon Guacamole Cheeseburger. And I'm sort of craving the DWBC and DBGC combination.
Now I have a few options. I can a) get a DWBC/DBGC and save the meatloaf for lunch, b) get a nice juicy steak from the store and save the meatloaf for lunch, or c) get creative. Let's see... I have one burger's worth of meatloaf. One possibility is to get a DBGC, and also get an order of onion rings so I can make me a homemade DWBC. That sounds like a win-win situation. I would have dispatched the meatloaf, which may not get eaten for lunch for a while, and had my burger and ate it too. I have all of the other key ingredients. So I marinated over the situation. At the pub. A few pints of Bitburger later, I decided I'm just going to f***g do it.
As you can see in the above, there is one lettuce wrapped DBGC, and some onion rings. But... problem. I didn't quite have all of the key ingredients that I through I had. The missing key ingredient being lettuce. There are buns in the pantry (thank you autocorrect, you saved me but technically buns in the panty isn't entirely inaccurate) but I don't eat buns or bread. So I marinated over the situation some more, and four shots of Smirnoff later, I just said f*** it I'm just going to improvise. So, this is what I ended up with...
Not bad, not bad. Iron Chef Sac came through. I might have invented a new dish.
Now I have a few options. I can a) get a DWBC/DBGC and save the meatloaf for lunch, b) get a nice juicy steak from the store and save the meatloaf for lunch, or c) get creative. Let's see... I have one burger's worth of meatloaf. One possibility is to get a DBGC, and also get an order of onion rings so I can make me a homemade DWBC. That sounds like a win-win situation. I would have dispatched the meatloaf, which may not get eaten for lunch for a while, and had my burger and ate it too. I have all of the other key ingredients. So I marinated over the situation. At the pub. A few pints of Bitburger later, I decided I'm just going to f***g do it.
As you can see in the above, there is one lettuce wrapped DBGC, and some onion rings. But... problem. I didn't quite have all of the key ingredients that I through I had. The missing key ingredient being lettuce. There are buns in the pantry (thank you autocorrect, you saved me but technically buns in the panty isn't entirely inaccurate) but I don't eat buns or bread. So I marinated over the situation some more, and four shots of Smirnoff later, I just said f*** it I'm just going to improvise. So, this is what I ended up with...
Not bad, not bad. Iron Chef Sac came through. I might have invented a new dish.