Alright I will say it. Has anyone noticed that captain is back?

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You know how sometimes you will be at a concert and need to pee and you end up in the dreaded trough urinal situation?

You pee, and detect a certain amount of "mist" splashing back on you.
But then you stop peeing and still feel that "mist".

Ugh, it is awful but a reality we men face.There needs to be a divider in all male peeing situations. Female too but hopefully they dont have troughs.

Also, I noticed Captain is back and posting again.
Welcome back Captain!

Hopefully you will stay here (and maybe out of the spin zone)
I have missed your "Is this X a Jerk" posts a great deal.
 
Also, cole slaw happened. There, now it's in 19 threads.
 
I don't know if captain likes Cole slaw.
 
I made cole slaw yesterday. Want my recipe?
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
Can you make Cole slaw that is healthy?
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It depends if you are one of those misguided people who think fat is what kills people then no. I you are one of the correct people who know that sugar is what kills people you can make it mostly healthy.
 
DFH65 said:
It depends if you are one of those misguided people who think fat is what kills people then no. I you are one of the correct people who know that sugar is what kills people you can make it mostly healthy.
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Lol.:rofl:
 
PaulS said:
The captain, I never get close enough to someone peeing to get backsplash, just refuse to do it.
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In college, all the clubs had the trough.
I remember this place "Rick's Place" in Denton.
They had the trough and it was filled with ice which is a whole new level of gross.

The trough is the worst peeing situation hands down.
Hopefully Captain likes cole slaw and isn't overly concerned about the fat content.
 
Health issues aside, there is not much to like about cole slaw. I figure it was invented when someone stuck their head in the fridge and said, "I have some burgers, but what can I serve my guests to go with it?" "Oh, here is some old wilted lettuce and some crusty old salad dressing. I'll just chop the lettuce so no one will notice and add some water to the dried out dressing." Then, these guests, trying to be polite to the host, complimented the cook on the dish, thereby ensuring it would be perpetuated in the future.

That said, not all fat is bad (transfats are) and not all carbs are bad. Everything in balance.
 
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SixPapaCharlie said:
In college, all the clubs had the trough.
I remember this place "Rick's Place" in Denton.
They had the trough and it was filled with ice which is a whole new level of gross.

The trough is the worst peeing situation hands down.
Hopefully Captain likes cole slaw and isn't overly concerned about the fat content.
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Fenway park used to have the troughs, they are more efficient, still, I can't recall ever having an issue with someone else's backsplash.
 
People who don't like cole slaw likely hate America. I can say this with authority because it is the perfect side dish for smoked meats like pulled pork and there is nothing more American than smoked meat.
 
PaulS said:
Fenway park used to have the troughs, they are more efficient, still, I can't recall ever having an issue with someone else's backsplash.
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Most modern building codes no longer allow troughs, just like they no longer allow full length floor mounted urinals. In both cases because they are unsanitary.
 
timwinters said:
Most modern building codes no longer allow troughs, just like they no longer allow full length floor mounted urinals. In both cases because they are unsanitary.
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I always thought short urinals were for cost cutting, not sanitation. Interesting.
 
Florida Cracker said:
I always thought short urinals were for cost cutting, not sanitation. Interesting.
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Toddlers used to love playing in floor mounted urinals...

Also, you many see the odd drip on the floor around a wall-mounted unit, but the floor around a full-height floor-mounted urinal is normally soaked. There's also far more chance of splash-back (particularly by the inebriated) when using a floor mounted urinal since the urine falls much farther.
 
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DFH65 said:
It depends if you are one of those misguided people who think fat is what kills people then no. I you are one of the correct people who know that sugar is what kills people you can make it mostly healthy.
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:rofl: Life kills people, sugar is what fuels the brain and provides most of the energy for metabolism. Fat keeps it all lubricated. Eat everything, you'll die no matter what.
 
Welcome back captain,pass the cole slaw.
 
Why does concentrated bug spray, which by design is a poison, come in a jug with a tamper-resistant cap; but hair shampoo doesn't?

Rich
 
Or for that matter, why does shampoo for carpeting have a tamper-resistant cap, but not shampoo for human heads?

Rich
 
RJM62 said:
Why does concentrated bug spray, which by design is a poison, come in a jug with a tamper-resistant cap; but hair shampoo doesn't?

Rich
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Can you imagine opening that tamper resistant cap in the shower w/ wet hands?

Can you use shampoo to kill bugs?
 
I have yet not been able to successfully find a recent post of Captain's, and I'm too lazy to do a user name search.
 
DFH65 said:
People who don't like cole slaw likely hate America. I can say this with authority because it is the perfect side dish for smoked meats like pulled pork and there is nothing more American than smoked meat.
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I've never smoked meat. It's as American as apple pie, but can't say I've ever tried smoking meat. Tried a cigarette once, not a huge fan, but I've heard smoking meat would leave a worse aftertaste than a cigarette. Stogies, however, are good on occasion.
 
ahkahn said:
I've never smoked meat. It's as American as apple pie, but can't say I've ever tried smoking meat. Tried a cigarette once, not a huge fan, but I've heard smoking meat would leave a worse aftertaste than a cigarette. Stogies, however, are good on occasion.
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Smoking hippie meat has some interesting effects...
 
There is a massage parlor a few blocks away that, if you give them a little extra money, they will smoke your meat.
 
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