Airplane attacks Scranton with toilet paper

Someone pulled a massive toilet paper prank and they're starting a federal investigation and taking evidence to crime labs and whatnot.

You ever think some people take things too seriously?
 
It wasn't a plane. It was God sending TP to "wipe" Scranton off...:D
 
Given how shredded the stuff was, I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't stuff picked up from a local land fill by a dust devil.
 
One of the comments: It took a week before anyone figured out something was different.
 
Of course there has to be a federal investigation.
Some civic minded pilot saw the government creating chem trails and tried to clean it up before it reached the ground.
He must be punished for interfering with a secret government project.
 
Someone pulled a massive toilet paper prank and they're starting a federal investigation and taking evidence to crime labs and whatnot.

You ever think some people take things too seriously?

Also implying that the FBI has nothing more serious on their plate...
 
Are you chitting me....

The FAA plans to collect samples of the debris and take it to a lab for testing.

Please tell me the FAA is paying for this BS out of their personal paychecks.

Who the hell cares.
 
I peed in a bottle once and threw it out the window while flying over the north slope. It disappeared into the clouds.

I can only imagine some eskimo on the ground holding the bottle in his hand and rubbing the top of his head thinking, "The gods must be..... no...its those dam white pilots"
 
More likely a bag fell off a trash truck and the wind blew the trash around. But wild theories are much more fun. Assume it was a plane. What law was violated other than littering?
 
I peed in a bottle once and threw it out the window while flying over the north slope. It disappeared into the clouds.

I can only imagine some eskimo on the ground holding the bottle in his hand and rubbing the top of his head thinking, "The gods must be..... no...its those dam white pilots"

Hahahahahaha! Hoooooolay mackerel
 
Not even Scranton, it's West Pittston, was afraid I'd see one of my relatives on that clip.

Comments on improving the town are well taken.
 
Very minor compared to all the garbage, food, paper litter hicks throw out of their cars and trucks everyday, littering the roadsides everywhere. Then taxpayers money is used to clean it all up.
 
I saw it on the news this morning. It actually looked like a nicely kept older neighborhood where people displayed a bit of "pride of ownership." At least the few houses that they videoed.
 
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