Airline Jump Seat Stories

[mscard88]

Some good ones in this thread. See, this is why I have my "brand" of humor, but really I was this way in the Air Force too. Enjoy!

https://www.airlinepilotforums.com/major/104689-stories-jump-seat.html

 

[GRG55]

I'm going to be prompt welcoming you back!
Who knows how many minutes before it'll be too late for that.

 

[ARFlyer]

I have created some myself!

I was jumping from IAH-EWR late one night and the crew offered me one of the first class meals. After finishing it I couldn't find a place to put the tray so I sat it on my jepp case. Well I forgot it was there until touchdown. The tray and all the dishes went flying under the CA seat and pedals who was also the Pilot Flying.