A sandwich dilemma

What do you do?

  • I finish that sandwich, no questions asked.

  • Sandwich must be discarded.

  • I sacrifice my clothing and flooring and get the sandwich to the kitchen anyway.

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JOhnH said:
What happens to all that food when you put the beer to your mouth.
I think you need a straw.
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One holds the beer in one hand, removes the plate and holds it in the other, then takes a drink of beer. Afterward one can return the plate to its resting place. Most of the time you can have one hand free; two if your plate is balanced well enough to not tip the bottle over when you set it down.

It's a damn good idea, wish I had some of those. Or I would if I drank beer often enough for it to matter.
 
Racerx said:
Unrelated....is a hot dog a sandwich?
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No... it's a taco:

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I'd also like to remind everyone that smells are just tiny particles of the thing, so if you can smell poo, it's settling onto your sandwich as well. Of course at that point it's already IN your nose, so what does any of it really matter?
 
samich is gonna end up right back there anyways
 
I couldn't have put that better myself.

Oh... wait
 
Jim K said:
No... it's a taco:

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I'd also like to remind everyone that smells are just tiny particles of the thing, so if you can smell poo, it's settling onto your sandwich as well. Of course at that point it's already IN your nose, so what does any of it really matter?
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Gas != pooplets
 
texasclouds said:
Man, I get banned from POA 3 days and come back to this????
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Join the club. But, honestly, with the current MC, what did you do to earn a ban? Did you commit capital murder?
 
I’ll take “When Ed accidentally eats a pork sandwich” for $100 please, Alex…
 
Jim K said:
I'd also like to remind everyone that smells are just tiny particles of the thing, so if you can smell poo, it's settling onto your sandwich as well. Of course at that point it's already IN your nose, so what does any of it really matter?
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The Zen feeling of flow in == flow out is amazing; eat the f'ing sandwich!
 
So there I was….

Uh, hmmm, y’all don’t wanna hear this one… never mind. Nothing to see here, move along.

“Stomach churning, bowels clenching, NOT. MUCH. TIME!!” Homer Simpson
 
Yeah, if the "attack" is that sudden, maybe whatever is in the sandwich has been in the fridge to long, and you shouldn't be eating it anyway.
 
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