68 Year Old Marries Granddaughter (easy eman)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 
That's a good way to get back at his estranged son, even if unintentional. I wonder what Thanksgiving will be like at that household.

Ick...
 
Notice how it says the "68-year-old millionaire."

"But I didn't know he was my grandfather..." :rolleyes:
 
What? is it against the law to be a gold digger now? She told him she was eighteen, now pay up sucka!
 
This is gross. I've slept with a relative before but she sure as heck didn't know we were related, I mean come on.
 
eman1200 said:
This is gross. I've slept with a relative before but she sure as heck didn't know we were related, I mean come on.
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Well at least you didn't marry her, so ya got that working for you. :D
 
That's going to throw the old family tree into a loop.
 
Bride: "I feel our bond is so strong that even something like this is not enough to make us give up".
Anonymous: "How strong?"
Bride: "How many millions he got?"
 
BigBadLou said:
Bride: "I feel our bond is so strong that even something like this is not enough to make us give up".
Anonymous: "How strong?"
Bride: "How many millions he got?"
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mulligan said:
I need pictures of the lovely couple
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Exactly. I can't properly decide how disgusted I should be until I know how hot the granddaughter is.


:) :p
 
I've seen this pic used by parents as lesson in why a good education and career is important, for both boys and girls. :eek:

Boys, if you get a good education and career you could end up like this.

Girls, if you don't get a good education and career you could end up like this.


Bill Jennings said:
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Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my step-mother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
'Cause now I have become the strangest 'case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa



Read more: Ray Stevens - I'm My Own Grandpa Lyrics | MetroLyrics
 
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