KUAO (Aurora Oregon) - seeking & offering Safety Pilot. I'm starting soon, so I'll be looking for a SP soon. I'm legal VFR, so I can help now. Aircraft is Grumman Tiger.
I agree with the over-saturation theory, most labels could be replaced by a 1-word placard: "THINK".
Every now and then I find one that's worth reading ... Lagunitas beer keg warning label:
WARNING!
This bad boy will rupture if you zone out and pressurize it above 60 p.s.i. Use only...
We might be able to work something out. Can you send an example of what you're looking for to my email: ted dot minshall @ frontier dot com.
Qualifications: mechanical engineer, Pro/E user for 15 yrs, PPL (and a few other irrelevant items too).