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2nd grade joke: how many people does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Two. One to mix the batter and one to squeeze the rabbit. :rofl:

LOL, me too! There are many levels of comedy. At the bottom is bathroom humor, bodily noises, etc. Just above that is what I call incongruent juxtaposition - slapping two things together that don't make sense, but end up being funny. A bunny with a pancake on its head being my favorite...

That's because for the most part, it's true. They can't. In the research I've done, the top two contributors to an individual's returns are: asset allocation and controlling costs. And even asset allocation does not make a big difference (i.e. the ol' 60/40 stocks/bonds is not significantly...

Save that for r/wallstreetbets. :rofl: Two oil leveraged ETFs just liquidated. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-10/two-leveraged-oil-products-to-shut-down-in-wake-of-epic-crash

What do you call a stock that's down 90%? A stock that was down 80% and then got cut in half.

Those exist and they have for a long time. They’re called mutual insurance companies. Remember Mutual of Omaha (wild kingdom)? Here’s a US list: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Mutual_insurance_companies_of_the_United_States

I think he's having some kind of nerd 'roid rage. :eek::D

I'll tell you a UDP joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.

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Why did someone black out the roundel on the steering wheel? Everyone knows it's Bimmer drivers who don't user their turn signals! :D

How do you know there’s a drummer at your front door? The knocking gets faster and louder.

“Learning that we’re only immortal, for a limited time.” Seen Rush every tour from Hold Your Fire til R40. Sad day, indeed.

Ooh don't get me started. I was car shopping a year ago. Went to a Carmax to sit in one of everything to see what I liked. -- Actually, per your other thread, have you done that? One (I think it was a Lexus NX200) looked the designers had vomited every possible button, knob, slider, touchpad...

Yeah, it's a good one, although it's more about answering "am I getting screwed or a good deal", "what are these bullstuff fees the dealers are charging", and "I'm upside down $8000 in my junker, have a 500 credit score and need a new car - can I get approved" kinda questions. They also like to...

Nate, you need one of these: As they say on r/askcarsales, just get the minivan! They say everyone thinks they look cooler with an SUV, but realize little kids (the excuse for said suv) self-load much better with a minivan. Probably goes for doggies and driver 1 too.

@GMascelli : Merry Christmas to you too! Glad you got your camera back. I’m not sure I would’ve had the intestinal fortitude to watch the video though. If you do post it, speed it up 2x and replace all the audio with Yakety Axe (aka the Benny Hill theme song). Makes every crash video more...

Maybe this is why?

LOl beat me to it! I’m thinking, “they pulled his thumb out of his ass?”

I’ve seen your posts. You’re sittin’ on the can for waaaay longer than 3 minutes!