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Yes, there was one pack of hot dogs on the shelves. I panicked and bought them.

Are you talking about a flight school plane or a personal plane?

That's why my hot dog plan is perfect. They keep shipping affordable electronics and we load the ships up with tube meats and send them back. Win-win.

We need to start exporting hot dogs to China, stat! Get these people some real food! We're experiencing a hot dog shortage here, we need to get that production ramped up again.

I hate these electrical issues. I had a Nissan Xterra that I finally had to remove all the door open/close switches cause the anti-theft alarm would just go off randomly. All those . Never did find the actual problem

I think better of Oklahoma. Always had good luck in the Indian casinos. I also like how quickly you can drive through your handle!

These guys went a little far. If someone tries anything like that with me... I don't think the management here will let discussion, with regards to this incident, go where it will likely go, I'm just bringing y'all the news...

You probably will treat the Cobra a bit better. I don't wash my truck outside nearly as much as I should, but I would treat a car much differently.

What, people armed with sticks? I don't want to be poked with a stick as much as the next guy, but I just don't think that's the direction our police or military forces are going to take this fight.

I hid the credit cards from my wife, you may also have to be sure they're not saved on Amazon or any pay site.

People haven't begun to get desperate, beyond buying too much toilet paper.

I feel for you all, hoping this doesn't cripple you financially. Pretty sure we have a guy at the animal shelter pulling this. Nobody has seen him in a few days. I have no intention of asking for any sick leave that I hadn't already accrued, but everyone isn't like that. Shame, that. Good...

Make sure you're getting your vitamin K somewhere, cause you ain't getting any from your apocalyptic rice diet. :D

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the people that still went to the beach, the gym, the bars, the salons, until the government made the choice for them and closed the doors to those places. I'm still trying to work as much as I can. I wear a mask and gloves when I enter people's...

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I took maintenance calls from apartment residents. If their home is not on fire or flooding, I laughed and said things like, "yeah, not coming in your home to tighten the toilet paper holder. Tighten it yourself or check back in August."

I stayed home, ate friggin girl scout cookies and DiGiorno Pizza. I didn't step on the scale cause I didn't want any additional bad news in my life.

Sweet! Thanks for that info.