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I'll have to lock up our truck keys soon. I know darn well our five year old son can drive better than that kid. He can dock a boat better than most semi-experienced adults.

That's the thing some people who want continued forced closings don't get. Nobody is going to show up and force them out of their home, nobody is going to force a small business owner to reopen. But they're certainly happy to send people with guns and badges to force others to stay in their...

Bail

Arrangement

Chuck Norris TP will scare the **** off of you. So it lasts forever.

One of my favorites, you're going to want to wait for pass 2.

https://www.brevardnc.org/white-squirrels/

Yep, if the folks that keep the electricity on decide it's too dangerous to go to work, we'll be screwed. I like squirrel or rabbit gravy over some biscuits. I may go shoot some tomorrow for a good breakfast.

Famine is going to suck almost as much as being out of a job. https://myfox8.com/news/coronavirus/2-million-chickens-will-be-killed-in-delaware-and-maryland-because-of-lack-of-employees-at-processing-plants/?fbclid=IwAR2IEZautkx6a_C8FPmz5byPdENh6ExyyBlATXr20YK3GN3k1OgE5C2BzDY

It's already happened. Read an article a day or so ago about a company that went (further?) into debt, borrowing under the new act, to pay employees. The owner was treated poorly by the employees because they would make less. I may be quitting one of my jobs, for reasons unrelated to this virus.

I started watching Game of Thrones. Yes, for the first time. I was able to ignore or forget anything about the show that I heard. So it isn't spoiled for me.

Cigarettes. Yeah, I said it...

I saw the word "cleavage" a lot.

Yep, proves it. Meanwhile, our neighbor had a raucous weekend going on at his lake house. People camping in the yard in tents and RV's, other part of his yard looks like a boat trailer storage lot. They're all from the 2nd and 3rd hardest hit counties in the state. So we have both extremes...

Someone in the neighborhood Lysol'd our dog. He came home smelling like lemons.

Hey, does anyone else's wife talk too much? :D

I've been wearing a mask around the apartments when I do emergency maintenance since schools closed over a month ago. A lot of our residents are vulnerable. I wore one to the grocery store yesterday, for the first time. I, too, did it to make people less terrified of my unmasked face. Last...

I walked through the living room, barefoot, and stepped on a Lego. It stuck to my foot when I lifted it and screamed, so when I stomped my foot back to the floor it got me again and hurt even worse. That's what the second wave will be like. Not really a short enough story to put in a meme, though.

Found the yacht I want to steal and ride this out on. Well equipped, lots of solar, but it's on the wrong side of the country. Dag gum! I guess I always wanted to cruise the west coast, too. Y'all better not steal it, or buy it, before I get there.

Well, I did the math with the first five eggs, it came to over $125 per egg. I quit math that day. You're absolutely right, our chickens should have a health check and be vaccinated, and they're not. I'm not sure why it never occurred to me to have this done, we do it with all our pets and...