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Best before 9/11/17? Yeah, I’ll pass.

“Turds over 50 pounds must be lowered by pulley” Actually that was seen on an outhouse wall at boyscout camp.

100%

The group of men I served with were the smartest, most intelligent, hard working, ethical, and honest individuals I ever worked with, before or after. I am humbled to have been a part of that group. YSMV (your service may vary)

Shakin the tree, boss!

The quadrant is *great* for bashing knees when sliding across the cockpit.

Double mic click

I bought a cheap azz bluetooth keyboard to use with the phone, useful for longer responses like this one. It is small/light enough to easily take with on trips and if it gets damaged, so what, just buy another cheap azz keyboard. When not using the keyboard I make lots of miss steaks.

I have no words, but offer my prayers for you and your family.

This is what my curmudgeonly old CFI taught me way back when. He was retired ATC, and told me absent other instructions this is what ATC will expect.

I may have once duct taped a rock to a driveshaft.

My grandfather was not well off at all, and as such was quite frugal. Grandma always had a decent sedan, he always had a beater farm truck. The sedan got new oil, and when it got changed out that oil went into the pickup for round two. The old oil from the pickup (round three) was mixed 50/50...

Yup, have some money work for you instead of the other way around.

The “guy” paying the bills can make it so, if they had a backbone.

Boeing

How do you not design a compatible spacesuit? NASA, Boeing, they’re all incompetent.

Could be. I just haven’t had a burning desire to fly. As my old farmer grandfather used to say, “**** or get off the pot.”

Unless of course the guy in the back paying the bills says “I want a beach tour”…

1.) He’s way too smart and logical to do that, and 2.) It’s Mr Spock, Dr Spock is the baby book guy.